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Stalker? Where are you?

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Sorry sweetie, I was at work.

Now I'm up late once again waiting for Inside Edtion to come on to see if JFTC is on it tonight. Yes, I could set the VCR, but I don't know how:S
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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:P;)


She had the audacity to go to South America without checking in!:|
I shall forward, on your behalf, your outmost disdain for her.:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I am a pretty good stalker. All I need is an approximate location... I will be there to find your ass, and stalk you for the rest of your life. Just ask my current b/f. He'll tell you how I stalked him until I got what I wanted.. :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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"Hi. My name's Nina and I am a stalker." (Anyone ever been to an AA or a NA meeting before?) My stalkee is my boyfriend, Mike. I lie in wait for him to come on line and answer my pm's and then I [B][BLUE]POUNCE[/BLUE][/B] on him!!! :)
Of course, I'm pretty sure he likes it when I [B][BLUE]POUNCE[/BLuE][/B] on him. >:(
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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mmh - not sure if high maintenance stalkees who ask about their stalkers actually deserve to be stalked. The whole point of stalking is that the stalkee is scared of the stalker....

tash
Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe

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Tash, JP isn't scared of anyone:ph34r:


BTW JP, who are the other five I'm up against? What do I have to do to be number 1?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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awww...JP, honey...you feeling lonely? Hugs! ;)



Well after having 165 plus women at Perris last week, I think he's feeling more then lonely:ph34r:
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Wow jp, you had 165 women and rather than being tired and worn out you are lonely??

Girls, this guy seems to have stamina. Perhaps he is worth stalking even if he is high maintenance...

tash
Don't ever save anything for a special occasion. Being alive is a special occasion. Avril Sloe

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there: relates to position - The car is over there.
their: relates to ownership - That is their car.
they're: contraction of they and are - They're in the car.



Their in there car over they're.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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mmh - not sure if high maintenance stalkees who ask about their stalkers actually deserve to be stalked. The whole point of stalking is that the stalkee is scared of the stalker....

tash




Oh.



Whoops. Ummmm, I'm really really scared.


Shivering in me boots and stuff.


See?


I'm hiding under the covers.



Better?








(Did she really just call me high maintinence?:D)
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Tash, JP isn't scared of anyone:ph34r:



Really? Hmmm... I'll bet I could name a couple.


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BTW JP, who are the other five I'm up against? What do I have to do to be number 1?




Shhhh..... I was going to say #1 but then I would have had to deal with someone else whining "what about me?"

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Wow jp, you had 165 women and rather than being tired and worn out you are lonely??



Well I didn't HAVE 165 women.



There were a couple that left early.:P

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Girls, this guy seems to have stamina. Perhaps he is worth stalking even if he is high maintenance...




See? Someone who finaly gets it.B|
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