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I think it's kinda funny. Jam that thing in someones butt and ride them around like a pony with a riding crop



ever read the "claiming of sleeping beauty" series ( 3 books) by ann rice ( or her pen name for these books "a. n. roquelaure) sounds just like something outa that book....



I've read them all. :)

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I think it's kinda funny. Jam that thing in someones butt and ride them around like a pony with a riding crop



ever read the "claiming of sleeping beauty" series ( 3 books) by ann rice ( or her pen name for these books "a. n. roquelaure) sounds just like something outa that book....



I've read them all. :)



Aren't they good books? :)
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The gas will come out of your mouth. Sorry but it's true.
I used to work in a hospital laboratory. We had a sputum sample from a patient that grew fecal bacteria. We thought the nurse or someone in the lab mixed up the specimens. So we got another and it grew fecal bacteria also. Turns out the patient was obstipated, completely blocked. So fecal material ended up creeping back up into her stomach and up out of her throat. Imagine that!!

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The gas will come out of your mouth. Sorry but it's true.
I used to work in a hospital laboratory. We had a sputum sample from a patient that grew fecal bacteria. We thought the nurse or someone in the lab mixed up the specimens. So we got another and it grew fecal bacteria also. Turns out the patient was obstipated, completely blocked. So fecal material ended up creeping back up into her stomach and up out of her throat. Imagine that!!



Man your breath smells like shit...;)
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That Depends....

Is it a Horse Hair Butt Plug?



Thats just discusting....



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What a great idea! Imagine the look and feel of this up your ass­ at the next play party or at a leather event. The genuine horse hair tail is securely fastened to the butt plug, so it'll stay where you put it!. Three sizes of plugs. Looks great with chaps.



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What a great idea



Really? And whose idea would that be? It doesn't sound like much fun to me.

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Imagine the look and feel of this up your ass­ at the next play party or at a leather event.



No thank you, I'd rather imagine having my hair set fire then that feeling. Play party? What kind of party is it that you have to stick something up your ass?

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The genuine horse hair tail is securely fastened to the butt plug, so it'll stay where you put it!. Three sizes of plugs



If there are three sizes, I'm guessing you have to make sure you got the right size so it will stay up there securely. How in the world do you take measurements on something like that?

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Looks great with chaps.



Okay, hang on a mintue; I enjoy a good looking butt in chaps, but now with some kind of horse tail hanging out of it. I'm guessing the ones that wear the chaps and the tail can't decide if they want to be the rider or be ridden :ph34r:
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No thank you, I'd rather imagine having my hair set fire then that feeling. Play party? What kind of party is it that you have to stick something up your ass?



Oh Mar, don't be such a prude! :D


































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As an aside, has anyone seen the episode of Scrubs where a kid is brought in with a lightbulb stuck up his butt?
John C Mcginley's character looks at the x-ray and says: "well either this kid has a lightbulb stuck up his ass or his colon has a great idea!"

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