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flyinchicken

Alright! I've had it with winter. Looking for fake husband so I can move to AZ and jump for the rest of my life.

By flyinchicken, in The Bonfire

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flyinchicken    0

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So do we atleast get "the "real" story behind the name "Flyin'Chicken"??



Alright here goes...........
I like it when a girl has NO HAIR WHATSOEVER in the delicate area. I personally make sure I keep it neat and tidy and completely hair free at all times. I convinced one of my artist friends to shave it all off just too see if she would like it. She did as I asked and then went shopping in the supermarket. While in the meat section she looked at the chicken sitting there on the shelf and decided that it looked EXACTLY like her snatch with no hair on it. From then on we called hairless feminine parts "chicken". Hence the name flyinchicken.
Of course after that many different names for chicken came up:
Stir fried chicken
chicken pot pie
chicken salad
cream of chicken
deep fried chicken
chicken catchetory
well done chicken
uncooked chicken
and well of course, flyin chicken...........
There are many more.:P
I thought that since you all gave me the laugh of my life with this thread, I at least owed it to you all to give you the story.:P

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Awww...you're beautiful and funny, girl. If only I was into girls at all, then I'd be all over your marriage proposal, Flyinchicken, AND I doubt that the guys would have any chance against me.



Man do you got that right. I'll just keep having my lesbian VSG dreams. Might get me through the winter.;)

"Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman

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Of course after that many different names for chicken came up:
Stir fried chicken
chicken pot pie
chicken salad
cream of chicken
deep fried chicken
chicken catchetory
well done chicken
uncooked chicken
and well of course, flyin chicken...........
There are many more.:P
.:P



Bubba? Is that you? (from Forrest Gump) :D:D:D
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DaGimp    0

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dont be fooled... its not alwasy warm there in the winter!



i have to agree.......i froze my ass off last time i was there over new years.....thats why i go to FL now....but compared to canada....it is warmer...
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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:D:D:D:D:D
Andy, I realize you were responding to Falling Angel's post, but your post is right after Ashtanga's! ROFLOL:$:o



Oh, holy shit....back up, back up....:$:$:$:$
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