What to do with a spare couch?

[kelel01 1]

Ok, I have nowhere to put it and no way to transport it. I already listed it on Craigslist.org under free stuff, but no one wants it - and they haven't even seen it!

Any ideas, folks? Y'all are my own little brainstorming team.

[Stacy 0]

call salvation army or good will. They'll come pick it up.

[yardhippie 0]

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Ok, I have nowhere to put it and no way to transport it. I already listed it on Craigslist.org under free stuff, but no one wants it - and they haven't even seen it!

Any ideas, folks? Y'all are my own little brainstorming team.

One word:

"Fire!"


or I have plenty of power tools. You could make chairs out of it!?

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[gemini 0]

I think in Texas they put them in a pickup, leave the tailgate down, and then drive around the loop. Lots of them in pieces along the freeway! Mattresses too!

Blue skies,

Jim

[chaoskitty 0]

Give it to Skydive Atlanta. Maybe replace one of those sweaty smelly things they've got. Will it fit in my 4 runner?

[kelel01 1]

Pretty doubtful. I mean, it is a couch. And it has to be out TOMORROW.

Oh, and Stacey, I called them. One of them couldn't come get it until the 20th, and the other one didn't pick up in my area.

[Viking 0]

bring it to the DZ ofcourse they always need a few couchs at dz's!!

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[Rebecca 0]

Ooh! I know!

DEMOLITION!!

BLOW THAT SHIT UP!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[kelel01 1]

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I have nowhere to put it and no way to transport it.

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[meltdown 0]

Throw it into the nearest body of water.

[Casie 0]

This is cheesy and I've seen it done before - but can you leave it by the dumpster at the apartment? I'm almost certain someone will snag it up.

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[NWFlyer 2]

Leave it on the corner with "free" sign on it.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Brains 2]

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Ok, I have nowhere to put it and no way to transport it.

Sounds to me like it is staying right where it is.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[kelel01 1]

Possibly. I might get in trouble, though. That's why I haven't done it yet.

[Casie 0]

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Possibly. I might get in trouble, though. That's why I haven't done it yet.

Will you get in trouble by leaving the couch in the apartment? Either way - you stuck between a rock and a hard place.

~Porn Kitty
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[kelel01 1]

Yeah, either way I'd be in trouble.

BUUUT . . . that's why I'm looking for ideas here.

[NWFlyer 2]

DZ friends with a truck who can take it to the DZ?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[diverds 0]

We always make our used couches part of the bonfire at the dz.

-Dave

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[Casie 0]

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Yeah, either way I'd be in trouble.

BUUUT . . . that's why I'm looking for ideas here.

Throw it off your old roomie's balcony with her new address under the cushion

~Porn Kitty
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[kelel01 1]

I really must make friends with more people who drive pick-up trucks.

[NWFlyer 2]

Go rent a pickup really quick and take it to the DZ yourself?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[pincheck 0]

As mention before salvation army or some other charity organization in the area who would collect and pass on perfectly good or decent 2nd hand stuff to people less well off i always give working stuff to the local cancer charity shops or heart foundation. hope this helps

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[kelel01 1]

I already called them. They won't/can't come get it. That was the FIRST thing I did (last week).

[Rebecca 0]

Walk down the street to the first porch with people on it. Ask if they'd like a nice free porch couch - maybe bring a cushion for show...all they have to do is carry it.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[wingnut 0]

set the place on fire..... if they make you move one more couch.........



if you got a big cargo strap you could strap it on the top of your car!!!!! that would be pretty gehtto but would be funny.....

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