borrowing from the neighbors

[weegegirl 2]

so i just moved and i went next door to borrow a corkscew to open a bottle of wine. and that was the strangest, most tweaked out, most intense experience ever. NEVER again will i knock on a neighbors door unless i'm 1/2 dead and need blood. and they didn't even have a damn corkscrew.

[flyinghonu 0]

Elaborate please...this sounds like a good story.

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[seekfun 0]

Details. We need details.

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[nate_1979 9]

Yes, details.... Were they scary looking and naked or something?

FGF #???
I miss the sky...
There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.

[MikeForsythe 0]

I have no sympathy because that would have never happened if you had been here!

Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

[weegegirl 2]

just thought i would knock and say.. hey, got a corkscrew. but i knock and this woman calls out "come in". so i slightly crack the door enough for her to hear me and i say "it's your neighbor".

so then she like slightly freaks out and runs to the door and looks at me like i just killed someone. so then she has me come in and wait while her tweaked out little kids, who are eating dinner, stare me down, and she digs through every drawer looking for a damn corkscrew. her dog is about to attack me, her kids look crazed, and all i want is a damn corkscrew.

so no shit there i was, in my pajamas, in this strangers dining room, starting to freak out a little bit.

in the end..... no corkscrew.

i guess it wasn't a great story, but it was freakin weird. trust me on this one.

[Frenchy68 0]

You wear pajamas?!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[crewkeith 0]

i got a corkscrew for yaa

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The skies are no longer safe

I'm back

[flyinghonu 0]

So how you gonna' drink that wine?

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[swedishcelt 0]

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You wear pajamas?!

That's not the point of the story.

Maybe they were non-drinkers?

[mcneill79 0]

That problem was solved in this thread

[Frenchy68 0]

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That's not the point of the story.

Yes it is. She stated she was wearing pajamas.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[crewkeith 0]

so your in you pjs ehh no pics???


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The skies are no longer safe

I'm back

[mcneill79 0]

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That's not the point of the story.

Yes it is. She stated she was wearing pajamas.

Would you rather her go over there naked

[Frenchy68 0]

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Would you rather her go over there naked

When looking for any kind of screw, it actually is a good idea.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[swedishcelt 0]

Do you realize that in that thread you posted a linky to another thread??? Beth I think in the future you should post a linky to a different thread to this thread. For like... infinity!!! Muhwahahaha Ha!!
LINKIES TO INFINITY!!! It would be awesome.

[swedishcelt 0]

It's not against the law for women to wear clothing to bed.

[seekfun 0]

Are you sure???

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[bob.dino 1]

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You wear pajamas?![Unimpressed]

That's not the point of the story. [Tongue]

Maybe for you it's not...

[skinnyshrek 0]

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It's not against the law for women to wear clothing to bed.

It is in my household

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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You wear pajamas?![Unimpressed]

That's not the point of the story. [Tongue]

[flyinghonu 0]

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You wear pajamas?![Unimpressed]

That's not the point of the story. [Tongue]

Maybe for you it's not...

[Remster 30]

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Well, rest assured men. Many women don't wear anything to bed. Unless they are having a slumber party with their girl friends. Then, they wear cute teddies or babydolls, play truth or dare, giggle a lot and have pillow fights! I thought that everyone knew that...

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You forgot to mention how we practice kissing techinques with each other

Ahhh bless your little cotton socks!


And Beth: how was Santiago?

Remster

[seekfun 0]

I suddenly feel the need to gratify myself...

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[skinnyshrek 0]

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Well, rest assured men. Many women don't wear anything to bed. Unless they are having a slumber party with their girl friends. Then, they wear cute teddies or babydolls, play truth or dare, giggle a lot and have pillow fights! I thought that everyone knew that...

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You forgot to mention how we practice kissing techinques with each other

Ahhh bless your little cotton socks! My first love used to say that to me all the time your not sarah are you????lol


And Beth: how was Santiago?

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?