Twoply 0 #1 October 12, 2005 The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating…you finish off as an orgasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #2 October 12, 2005 That sounds beautiful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #3 October 12, 2005 wow.. i thought i had weird thoughts.. hats off..I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #4 October 12, 2005 Hehe, I heard that a long time ago... but yeah I agree. I vote for a cycle change. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 October 12, 2005 What happens if the people who were acheaving your big O was wearing a condom at the time?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #6 October 12, 2005 Was that Dennis Leary? I've definitely heard it before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 October 12, 2005 QuoteWas that Dennis Leary? I've definitely heard it before. George CarlinMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
