darrenspooner 0 #1 October 11, 2005 I play this game with my wife where we ask each other a question, and see who can be the sickest. Such as - Would you rather run the queen down in your car or smash a child's teeth in with a toffee hammer, or Would you rather eat ear wax or a bogie, or Would you rather fight Alien or Predator, or Would you rather have your teeth pulled out or your nails pulled out, or Drown or burn to death, or Bite one of your own fingers off and eat it, or bite one of your partner's fingers off and eat it ??? Any good ones out there? Remember, the sicker the better Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #2 October 11, 2005 Janet Reno or Star Jones? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #3 October 11, 2005 Jack Nicholson or Billy Bob Thorton? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nate_1979 9 #4 October 11, 2005 Wow, that's almost twisted.... I'd rather drown than burn btw... Had a nail pulled out, that hurts like hell... Teeth do to, but that usually comes with really good drugs.. FGF #??? I miss the sky... There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #5 October 11, 2005 QuoteWould you rather run the queen down in your car or smash a child's teeth in with a toffee hammer neither Id have to die first QuoteWould you rather eat ear wax or a bogie Ear wax QuoteWould you rather fight Alien or Predator Im confused, huh ? QuoteDrown or burn to death Burn, I am scared shitless of water... QuoteBite one of your own fingers off and eat it, or bite one of your partner's fingers off and eat it my own, at least I know where my hands have beenSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #6 October 11, 2005 You play this game with your wife ??? I'm trying to understand the motivation... are you both naked at the time? "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darrenspooner 0 #7 October 11, 2005 No, we're psychologists Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 October 11, 2005 so what did my answers mean?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 October 11, 2005 Quoteso what did my answers mean? I dont think you're supposed to answer them. You're supposed to come back with another question and be grosser than the previous question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #10 October 11, 2005 QuoteNo, we're psychologists So you're not allowed to get naked ??? Still seems to me that this would be more fun to play with the wife while naked. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 October 11, 2005 so basically it means I cant follow directions? sighhhhh one day Ill get it right lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darrenspooner 0 #12 October 11, 2005 Oh no man, doing this naked will put you off each other for life.Read about Pavolv's Dogs. We just do this on long boring road trips or when we're both drunk and have square dinner guests. Come on folks, you can't be telling me we're the sickest. Let's be having your most horrendous eitherors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #13 October 11, 2005 You're phsychologists. You win by default... ------------------------------ Just lurking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #14 October 11, 2005 Would you rather lick left-over urine sprinkle from a public restroom toilet seat or "toss the salad" of someone with irritable bowel syndrome? How's that? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jheadley 0 #15 October 11, 2005 Would you rather wake up to find two rats having sex on your chest, or wake up to find a cockroach sucking the moisture out of your tear duct? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 October 11, 2005 Felch Janet Reno or fellate a donkey? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotalus01 0 #17 October 12, 2005 drink a glass of milk and find a condom at the bottom or drink a glass of tomato juice and find a tampon? As for me and my house, we will serve the LORD... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 October 12, 2005 Would you rather eat an aborted fetus, or masturbate with a cheesegrater?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 October 12, 2005 Get dipped in a vat of monkey snot or date Chelsea Clinton ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darrenspooner 0 #20 October 12, 2005 Now that's more like it. Keep 'em coming folks, I'm bound to win with some of these Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
