Girlfalldown 0 #26 October 13, 2005 Quotewhat about that one song? "put it in my mouth, i said my mother fuckin' mouth" haha I think that songs about cheese but I could be wrong. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #27 October 13, 2005 SWALLOW "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #28 October 13, 2005 Quotewhat about that one song? "put it in my mouth, i said my mother fuckin' mouth" haha That is exactly the song that came into my mind when I saw this thread! It is probably from hanging out with you that I even know that song!! But yeah, that one is definitely oral sex all the wau!Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 October 13, 2005 QuoteWill you sing it for me? I'm not sure I know how it goes. Or just hum a few bars...? "Yeah...yeah...now the chorus again..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 October 13, 2005 Quote Is oral sex ok to do before marriage? Marriage? I like to think of it as a pre-date thing. Kind of like "Jacks-or-better to open" in poker. If you haven't got something to start, you can't get in the game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #31 October 13, 2005 HWC by Liz Phair_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 October 13, 2005 "don't think about it, Don't worry about it turn your head now baby just spit me out"My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #33 October 13, 2005 One of the greatest tunes besides my favorite underwear! Liz is so awesome! BTW, Does Take it to the limit by the Eagles mean take it all the way in your mouth? Or is it just me being a provert?-Caress (caress, caress them all around and up and down) I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #34 October 13, 2005 The ultimate Oral Sex song!! Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you moralize, When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you. I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, 'Till we're blown away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 October 13, 2005 I swear to god that's an awesome link Joe. Donnie would be proud. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #36 October 13, 2005 This is just sick, and wrong, too. You're all going to hell.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 October 13, 2005 QuoteThis is just sick, and wrong, too. You're all going to hell. At least I'll know people. I hate showing up at a party in one of the drunk, groping, talkative moods and having to introduce myself (I'm shy ). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #38 October 13, 2005 Quote At least I'll know people... I hear there's a Beer Volcano there!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #39 October 13, 2005 QuoteI hear there's a Beer Volcano there! Filled with Bud Lite. Ick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #40 October 13, 2005 How about Just Don't Bite It by Niggaz Wit Attitude? They don't leave ya guessin' quite as much as the U2 song does... Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #41 October 13, 2005 ZZ Topp's "Pearl Neclace" ! "Jewelry's not what she's talkin' about". Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #42 October 13, 2005 The two best oral sex songs ever: NIN -Head Like a Hole and 'Lick' by Joi off the original XXX soundtrack: I lose all control When you grab a hold And you do your trick I love it when you lick Lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Know what makes me tick I love it when you lick Lick I'll put my heels on for you baby The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch excites me And damnit I aint too proud to beg And even when you're not around me The tingling just won't go away Don't make my body wait no longer Because this pussycat's ready to play play play play play I lose all control When you grab a hold And you do your trick I love it when you lick Lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Know what makes me tick I love it when you lick Love it when you lick Lick It feels so good I'm going crazy My eyes roll back inside my head Explore my inner warmths of pleasure And hold on tight Hope you aint scared I promise I'll return the favor I'll do that trick you can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist twist twist twist twist I lose all control When you grab a hold And you do your trick I love it when you lick Lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Know what makes me tick I love it when you lick Lick I'll put my heels on for you baby The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me And damnit I aint too proud to beg And even when you're not around me The tingling, the tingling wont go away Don't make my body wait no longer Because this pussycat's ready to play play play play play Hrm, uh, yep. That's it. I gotta go now. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #43 October 13, 2005 Quotethis reminds me of my mother in law walking around singing "yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy" totally oblivious to the meaning. Reminds me of my mother: "What is oral sex - talking about it?" I kid you not, she actually asked that question and she was over 40 at the time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #44 October 13, 2005 <> It depends upon what time it is...... you dont want to keep your quests waiting at the service (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #45 October 13, 2005 Something by the Jamacan(?) Vybz Kartel...... "Why are you chewing it when you should be screwing it?" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #46 October 13, 2005 QuoteThe ultimate Oral Sex song!! Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you moralize, When I'm between your thighs; You blow me away! Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you. I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly. Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine, And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play, 'Till we're blown away! Best. Song. Ever. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #47 October 13, 2005 Second. It's beaten by the Philosopher's Drinking Song: QuoteImmanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel'] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whisky every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.' Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker, But a bugger when he's pissed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #48 October 13, 2005 You're right, as always. I find it especially charming since I'm drunk right now."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #49 October 13, 2005 QuoteAnd René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink, therefore I am.' Which, of course, reminds me of my favorite intellectual snob joke. Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, you want a drink?" Descartes says, "I think not." And *poof* he disappears. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #50 October 13, 2005 www.lyricsstyle.com/y/yeastiegirls/yousuck.htmlscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
