Vallerina 2 #26 October 13, 2005 QuoteI'm pretty happy, and I rarely yell at myself. Does that count? Really, you can't make her happy. You can avoid adding to situations she's likely to be unhappy in (lack of cuddling, lack of attention, feeling like everything she does is both "women's work" and meaningless drudgery). But if her nature isn't happy, then you can't make it so. Wendy is so smart.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #27 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? Blues, Dave Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #28 October 13, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? Massage. Seriously. Give her lots of back rubs. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #29 October 13, 2005 Don't date women who yell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #30 October 13, 2005 How to Keep a Woman Happy? It's not difficult ! All you have to do is to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14. A sexologist 15. A gynecologist 16. A psychologist 17. A pest exterminator 18. A psychiatrist 19. A healer 20. A good listener 21. An organizer 22. A good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. Give her compliments regularly 45. Love shopping 46. Be honest 47. Be very rich 48. Not stress her out 49. Not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! 1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important). 2. Feed him well.Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #31 October 13, 2005 QuoteDon't date women who yell. Thanks Bytch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #32 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteDon't date women who yell. Thanks Bytch. It's a good answer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #33 October 13, 2005 QuoteIt's a good answer Those are hard to find. And not just yelling. But getting in trouble over stuff. How do you keep her happy withpout getting in trouble...that is the question. I know most will say don't do stupid stuff. But stupid stuff is fun sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #34 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's a good answer Those are hard to find. And not just yelling. But getting in trouble over stuff. How do you keep her happy withpout getting in trouble...that is the question. I know most will say don't do stupid stuff. But stupid stuff is fun sometimes. Find a girl who does stupid stuff too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #35 October 13, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? Laryngectomy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #36 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's a good answer Those are hard to find. And not just yelling. But getting in trouble over stuff. How do you keep her happy withpout getting in trouble...that is the question. I know most will say don't do stupid stuff. But stupid stuff is fun sometimes. Stop dating drama queens. Granted, you might have to look a little harder for them (because the drama queens make themselves so obvious), but they're out there. Communicate with the women you do date. If you do stupid stuff, admit that it's stupid or invite her along ."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #37 October 13, 2005 QuoteLaryngectomy. You can't post in my thread. Your avatar grosses me out. [shiver] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #38 October 13, 2005 QuoteThanks Bytch. Anytime. I'm here for ya. But it was a valid answer. It seems to work for my man, anyway. But then again, he picked a woman who, like Beth said, does stupid stuff too... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #39 October 13, 2005 Two words... Butt Sex. Butt Sex will make them happy. Just do it when they are not expecting it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #40 October 13, 2005 It must be The Rack that makes us wise in the ways of stupid stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #41 October 13, 2005 Quote In Reply To Anyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? I think you got it, brother!! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #42 October 13, 2005 Quote Don't date women who yell. Or, in more words: only date women who are at least reasonably happy with who they are and are willing to take responsibility for their own lives. That probably applies to choosing guys too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,131 #43 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? Blues, Dave The man is right. www.funnyheck.com/creationofwoman.html... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #44 October 14, 2005 I thought it was HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1) Show up naked 2) Bring Beer. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #45 October 14, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? Ask them to leave. They can come back when she is non-yelling and rational. Set the boundary that yelling is not acceptable. (Good luck on the "rational" part) It isn't your job to make anyone else happy. If this boundary-pushing is going on during dating, it will suck a whole lot later. Eventually the value of the good times is less than the pain of the bad ones and you send them to the curb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #46 October 14, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? got beat up again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luckky 0 #47 October 14, 2005 : Depends on the girl. For some it simply isnt possible. ----------------------------------------------------------- you just haven't met the right girlIf there are no trials in life,how will u know what is really imprtortant liv2luv luv2liv,,,SUMMOOO 1 lucky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #48 October 14, 2005 Stay far away from her and send money on a regular basis.I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kimemerson 7 #49 October 14, 2005 make her laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #50 October 14, 2005 be nice Or a gift or "that looks very nice". although some fall for that and realise the attempted "buttering up" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
