wingnut 0 #1 October 16, 2005 okay so i kept geting these call from some skydivers...... had one tell me she was touching another woman's nipples, another part of a conversation was how one gets drunk and gets horn and then another conversation was asking me if i ever had bitten a womans niples so hard i drew blood........ what is it tonight with womans nipples.. i didn't even bring up the nipples to begin with.. oh well, i'll have some niples to play with on tuesday.......or the latest on wednesday.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 October 16, 2005 What, is Sunny and Val calling you again?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #3 October 16, 2005 Quote was asking me if i ever had bitten a womans niples so hard i drew blood........ ... it's better if the lady breaks your nipples for blood You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #4 October 16, 2005 Russ!!! I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #5 October 16, 2005 oh well. I'm still an ! lurker! ::much better sig now:: I'll jake your funnies later, no doubt you'll continue to provide them You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #6 October 16, 2005 Caught you!!! Edit to add: HEY! Don't edit to add that you're a when you're not!!! AND I can't believe you removed my funniness from your sig line!!!!! I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 October 16, 2005 no it was niether... one gal from georgia and one from texas... of course the one from georgia could also be considered from texas too... it was two very interesting conversations ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #8 October 16, 2005 Not so hard it bleeds Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 October 16, 2005 QuoteNot so hard it bleeds Hey, that's my line!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #10 October 16, 2005 I must admit I'm jealous of the nipple talk... sounds like our drunk dials were a lot more tame Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 October 16, 2005 QuoteI must admit I'm jealous of the nipple talk... sounds like our drunk dials were a lot more tame Hey, I learned that Seattle is in Oregon, at least according to the damn dirty Hippie. You call that tame? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #12 October 16, 2005 QuoteHey, I learned that Seattle is in Oregon, at least according to the damn dirty Hippie. You call that tame?Wow so I got to 2 new states on this trip... sweet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StephZ 0 #13 October 16, 2005 QuoteHey, I learned that Seattle is in Oregon I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this -Joan of Arc- But what do I know, I'm only 19 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #14 October 16, 2005 QuoteI must admit I'm jealous of the nipple talk you should be, now if you showed "The Rack(tm)v 2.0" we might be more inclined to call you and talk about nipples....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 October 17, 2005 I meant to call you saturday night but got waaay too drunk and passed out early. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 October 17, 2005 QuoteQuoteI must admit I'm jealous of the nipple talk... sounds like our drunk dials were a lot more tame Hey, I learned that Seattle is in Oregon, at least according to the damn dirty Hippie. You call that tame? Ok so, I had a severe case of drunken hippie. AND if you recall, no sooner than I has said it, I was trying to correct myself! Things I do know: I had chugged a beer before I even got off the landing area. I had drank more then 6 beers before dinner. I have no idea that time it was when I talked to you! I had a kick ass time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #17 October 17, 2005 ChaosKitty graced me with a most entertaining phone message, also. Because it was a number I did not recognize, I checked it in the car while I was on my third date with this girl I do not know very well. She was a little suspicious at how hard I was laughing, but man, getting a witty DD kicks ass! Thanks, CK! ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #18 October 17, 2005 Hippie,You forgot about the moonshine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #19 October 17, 2005 QuoteHippie,You forgot about the moonshine No, no I didnt. I stayed away from moonshine. I cant imagine the horror had I had some of that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #20 October 17, 2005 I can't help it!!!!!!!!!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 October 17, 2005 QuoteI have no idea that time it was when I talked to you! Sadly (or impressively) it wasn't that late. It was maybe 7:15 our time. Y'all were having quite the time. Now if we'd talked to you Friday night, Beth and I would have been the silly ones."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
