sharimcm 0 #1 October 16, 2005 I can't stop thinking about the strangest compliment I've gotten. It was a few years ago as I was rafting down the Rio Grande. I was TRYING to row and I stuck out my tongue (as if it would help me or something). The tour guide looked me right in the eyes and said, "Wow. You have a really clean tongue. You must brush it daily." Uh, what? I guess that was a compliment. How many people have received a compliment like that?? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 October 16, 2005 The wierdest compliment I've ever received was about my mom's tits. my friends are all assholes! ...like I had anything to do with it.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #3 October 16, 2005 "you have really nice canines they make your smile perfect""life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #4 October 16, 2005 I have received compliments - from ladies - on my fore arms a few times - Said they thought they were quite sexy - I must admit I was flattered. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 October 16, 2005 don't think i remember any odd compliments but i get alot compliments on my blue eyes, probly b/c they are pretty close together and scare the shit out of people. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #6 October 16, 2005 had a gf once who would not stop about my eyelashes. obviously, after years of confirmed heterosexuality (not that there's anything WRONG with that), I was a little nervous about this. Then she admitted that because she's asian, her eyelashes were half buried under her lids. poor thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #7 October 16, 2005 Ummm...YOU SUCK! (my hubby says I do very well) I've been told I need to run for president! that made me feel important! Some young fellow asked me how I was I answered "fine" he says I did not ask how you looked, I asked how you were. The only response I had was I am old enough to be his mother. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 October 16, 2005 QuoteThe only response I had was I am old enough to be his mother is that sort of like the oposite of "who's your daddy" ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 October 16, 2005 Get them all the time. I get the eyelash compliment a lot, hair, eyes.................but drum roll please.............my sweety says to me "I love your lower back. The part just right above your butt." I'm looking in the mirror thinking "WTF is she talking about?" I guess it just proved to me that she must be completely and totally in love with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 October 16, 2005 Quotecompletely and totally in love with me. how the hell did that happen?! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 October 16, 2005 Quotehow the hell did that happen?! I have NO idea. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 October 16, 2005 sigh , nothing about you I dont like... surprised you remember that comment about the back , you did look at me like I was insane when I said it... Odd compliment I have recieved? hmmm well yesterday at this wedding reception, I had a gay guy tell me that he would go straight for one evening with me. I told him I couldnt live up to that kinda pressure, I cant have someones sexual orientation rest on my bedroom abilities... I cant think of anything my S.O. compliments me on that is odd, except the fact he thinks it is cute when I am angry or pouting. That I think is what proved how he felt about me.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 October 16, 2005 Whilst out running ...."Hey, you dont sweat much for a fat person...." I've lost weight since then! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 October 16, 2005 "Jesus Dude" "It's always the shy and quiet ones" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 October 16, 2005 When a younger female skydiver learned that I just turned 40 she said, "wow, I hope I look that good when I get as old as you are."She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #16 October 16, 2005 I was leaning over a student's desk explaining something to them. They said, "you don't smell like a teacher, you actually smell good!" Had a guy in June tell another guy, "If you think that one in even remotely in your league you are seriously disillusioned!" Sad thing was I thought they both were very attractive! Why do guys say things like that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 October 16, 2005 Quote"you don't smell like a teacher, you actually smell good!" Yeah.............I can only remember having one HOT teacher in school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #18 October 16, 2005 QuoteI was leaning over a student's desk what grade do you teach? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 October 16, 2005 QuoteWhen a younger female skydiver learned that I just turned 40 she said, "wow, I hope I look that good when I get as old as you are." yea? and she probably didnt even see you naked, yet, either. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #20 October 16, 2005 Recently: "Wow you have a lot of hair. Is it a rug?" "You're gay? You don't act it." Me to my Sisters cat Sam when getting a whiff of his poopy breath, "You sure have a clean butt."Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #21 October 16, 2005 Some friends told me the other week that I should run for mayor and they would vote for me. I thought it was especially funny since we don't even live in the same county. Someone also once told me they liked the way I talked.. I don't know where that one came from. Personally, I think I usually sound somewhat confused. -Karen "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #22 October 16, 2005 Quote... Is that the opposite of whos your daddy? No it is a polite way to say you need an eye exam and a pair of glasses that work!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 October 16, 2005 10 & 12 Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 October 16, 2005 I have heard kids say some of the cutest things, when I used to be a teacher. I had a couple of little first graders tell me that I was so TALL. Anyone who has ever met me knows why that is hysterical! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #25 October 16, 2005 Quote Why do guys say things like that?? Smart guy, intimidate the competition right away and clear the field !!!!!Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
