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To Avoid the Flu

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You might have to give this some thought.


To Avoid The Flu


  • Eat right!
  • Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
  • Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
  • Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
  • Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
  • Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
  • Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible.
  • Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
  • Get plenty of rest.


    OR


    Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol...Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

    So.......

    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
    Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
    Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
    Then pass out. (rest)
    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!

    My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

    :D:D:D:D

    Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

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    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
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