2fat2fly 0 #1 October 17, 2005 I was home for 2 weeks straight so my wife was sad today when I had to get back on the road. So, before I left, I pissed on the toilet seat so that when she gets home, sh'ee be mad and not sad any more. You gals just don't appreciate what we do for ya'llI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 October 17, 2005 Wow and look at me all I did was get my wife a pro track for her b day... you put me to shameDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 17, 2005 Style (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #4 October 17, 2005 funny yep i'm sure she was glad your gone for awhile that'll do itPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 October 17, 2005 How thoughtful of you Shane Be careful out there on the road. K _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #6 October 18, 2005 having raised 2 female children and 2 wifes I allways let the seat stay up told then that was dads signal he loved them and didn" want them to sit in the wet children now 30's and when i viset I still keep it up afterall I always HAD to raise it before use 2 sides to same gripe ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #7 October 18, 2005 You should have dutch ovened her to give a longer lasting effect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 October 18, 2005 The art of staying married is realizing that you have to go to sleep sometimeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #9 October 18, 2005 QuoteYou should have dutch ovened her to give a longer lasting effect. what's a dutch oven? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #10 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou should have dutch ovened her to give a longer lasting effect. what's a dutch oven? That would be when 2fat2fly farts in bed and then pulls the sheets up and over his wife's head to lock in the glorious aroma. Another fun variation is to use the window lock button, if your car has one, to keep anyone from rolling down the windows after a particularly juicy one. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #11 October 18, 2005 LOL!!! Now THAT is hilarious Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 October 18, 2005 I thought he was talking about leaving a gift in the bowl without pulling the silver handleI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
