Ncrowe 0 #76 May 20, 2005 What if I barfed and held it in my mouth then had a chick suck it out with a straw , would that still be felching ? "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #77 May 20, 2005 Oh wow.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #78 May 21, 2005 wow, i don't even know what to think about that one, all i can say is this, here's the line right down here. this side is normal ------------------------------------------------------- and you're way the f$ck out here somewhere!! that's positively disturbingHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #79 May 21, 2005 What in the world are you still doing up at this hour???? Shouldn't you be sleeping and plannning more devious things to do to those poor helicopter pilots???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #80 May 21, 2005 Quote....technically sucking the semen out of your girlfriend's pussy is also felching By that reasoning, so would be getting a snowball. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #81 May 21, 2005 Sweet mother of Jesus. If there was a sexual version of Fear Factor I'd have to say "Send me the F*@K home on that one Joe!!!" Oh well, at least I learned something new today, thanks Kelly & Pop.....I think. That's gotta rank up there somewhere with "Bath Tub Girl". DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #82 May 21, 2005 I just started a lovely conversation at work thanks to this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #83 May 21, 2005 QuoteThis public service announcement brought to you by TNFA (The National Felchers' Association). And you're not only the President, you're also a client? (would have been the tongue sticking out thing, but that just seems SO inappropriate for this thread) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #84 May 21, 2005 Hon...don't feel bad...until I opened up this thread, I was totally clueless as to what felching is....and damn...how I wish I had stayed clueless. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwLife is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #85 May 21, 2005 Oh my goodness me too!! And this damn thread just won't DIE!!!!!! DIE DAMMIT DIE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #86 May 21, 2005 Oh my goodness me too!! And this damn thread just won't DIE!!!!!! DIE DAMMIT DIE!!!! Quote not as long as people like us wiht a thirst for knkowledge keep it going. And yes Jaime I was up til 5 am, i got bored and had to rub one out. If you don't belive me give me an address and I'll send you the happy sock.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #87 May 21, 2005 QuoteWell if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball" Hmmmm...........Mental note.............buy bouncy suspended harness......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #88 May 21, 2005 don't waste ur money....you can borrow mineHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #89 May 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball" Hmmmm...........Mental note.............buy bouncy suspended harness......... but where does the sheep fit in to all this? what you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? I think I just grossed myself out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #90 May 21, 2005 Quotedon't waste ur money....you can borrow mine Ummmm.............No thanks. I don't want to borrow your underwear either. Quotebut where does the sheep fit in to all this? You just have to order the one that is adjustable for 2 or 4 legs. Quotewhat you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." QuoteI think I just grossed myself out. That'll be 6 points on your guy card license. You're pushing suspension! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #91 May 21, 2005 Quote Quotewhat you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." QuoteI think I just grossed myself out. That'll be 6 points on your guy card license. You're pushing suspension! ok lookie here. what if you put the sheep in the harness attached Clay, spun in so the sheep baaahss everytime he thrusts, and someone licks the sheep teets.! that'd be cool. (ill have my 6 points back now) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #92 May 21, 2005 It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." Quote the guy i work with is dutch and i just ran this one by him, he said the technical term was "flugenheigenzesploogen"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #93 May 21, 2005 OMG... The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=felching&first=11&count=10&FORM=PERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #94 May 21, 2005 DAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #95 May 21, 2005 DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Jaime don't forget to kick my ass!!! See aren't i such a good friend!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #96 May 21, 2005 The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... Quote we're working our way to the top, were at #19 nowHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HydroGuy 0 #97 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... I can't wait to use it in proper context!!!Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #98 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to wasteHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
freeflir29 0 #87 May 21, 2005 QuoteWell if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball" Hmmmm...........Mental note.............buy bouncy suspended harness......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #88 May 21, 2005 don't waste ur money....you can borrow mineHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #89 May 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteWell if you have another guy standing in front of her so her faces smacks against his ding dong everytime she spins around you could call it "playing tee-ball" Hmmmm...........Mental note.............buy bouncy suspended harness......... but where does the sheep fit in to all this? what you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? I think I just grossed myself out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #90 May 21, 2005 Quotedon't waste ur money....you can borrow mine Ummmm.............No thanks. I don't want to borrow your underwear either. Quotebut where does the sheep fit in to all this? You just have to order the one that is adjustable for 2 or 4 legs. Quotewhat you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." QuoteI think I just grossed myself out. That'll be 6 points on your guy card license. You're pushing suspension! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #91 May 21, 2005 Quote Quotewhat you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." QuoteI think I just grossed myself out. That'll be 6 points on your guy card license. You're pushing suspension! ok lookie here. what if you put the sheep in the harness attached Clay, spun in so the sheep baaahss everytime he thrusts, and someone licks the sheep teets.! that'd be cool. (ill have my 6 points back now) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #92 May 21, 2005 It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." Quote the guy i work with is dutch and i just ran this one by him, he said the technical term was "flugenheigenzesploogen"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #93 May 21, 2005 OMG... The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=felching&first=11&count=10&FORM=PERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #94 May 21, 2005 DAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #95 May 21, 2005 DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Jaime don't forget to kick my ass!!! See aren't i such a good friend!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #96 May 21, 2005 The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... Quote we're working our way to the top, were at #19 nowHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HydroGuy 0 #97 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... I can't wait to use it in proper context!!!Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #98 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to wasteHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Amazon 7 #93 May 21, 2005 OMG... The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=felching&first=11&count=10&FORM=PERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #94 May 21, 2005 DAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #95 May 21, 2005 DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Quote Jaime don't forget to kick my ass!!! See aren't i such a good friend!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #96 May 21, 2005 The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... Quote we're working our way to the top, were at #19 nowHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HydroGuy 0 #97 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... I can't wait to use it in proper context!!!Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #98 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to wasteHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
GQ_jumper 4 #96 May 21, 2005 The thread has even made the MSN Search Engine.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA Number 20 on the list... Quote we're working our way to the top, were at #19 nowHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites HydroGuy 0 #97 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... I can't wait to use it in proper context!!!Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #98 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to wasteHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
HydroGuy 0 #97 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... I can't wait to use it in proper context!!!Get in - Get off - Get away....repeat as neccessary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #98 May 21, 2005 While I've heard of felching, cream pies and salad tossing, the whole "Felch Baby" is new to me... Quote environmentalists appreciate it cause you aren't letting anything go to wasteHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 4 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Mayberry 0 #99 May 21, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick lick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! There, fixed it for ya!! Wait---that's a different thread. DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #100 May 22, 2005 QuoteDAMMIT!!!!!!!! When will this monster DIE!?!?!?!? DAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to kick your ass so hard when I see you - don't let me forget!!!!! Honey...I'll remind you. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
