GQ_jumper 4 #1 May 20, 2005 This poor sheltered little thing doesn't have the extensive sexual vocabulary that some of us do. Could someone please explain it better than I can, she's been on instant messenger bugging me about it for hours.History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 May 20, 2005 Haven't you ever heard of a "felch baby"? Poor bastards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #3 May 20, 2005 I know the rules say no personal attacks, but Dan, you're an asshole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 May 20, 2005 I can't imagine there isn't a website called www.felchers.com or something along those lines. Tell her to try it...the visual depictions will likely explain much better than any of us here can. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 May 20, 2005 It's so disgusting, even I don't want to say what it is. And a felch baby is one who was conceived from the act of felching. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #7 May 20, 2005 QuoteI know the rules say no personal attacks, but Dan, you're an asshole. you guys should've seen her reaction on instant messenger, i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 May 20, 2005 Google is your friend. Whenever some one mentions something I dont undertsand or know the meaning of, I google it. Like BDSM for exemple..... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #9 May 20, 2005 Dont worry chica...I have no idea what it is either!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 May 20, 2005 think lemmewinks in southpark.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #11 May 20, 2005 Yes, this was my reaction to his answer to my honest question: Quote GQ_jumper: k your answer will be in the bonfire in a matter of minutes Jumpergirl: ok jumpergirl: YOU SON OF A BITCH! GQ_jumper: seriously check the bonfire GQ_jumper: i couldn't help it jumpergirl: You suck ass!!! jumpergirl: damn you!!! jumpergirl: lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 May 20, 2005 You know, without even going any farther on DZ.com today, I have already decided that I am not going to read the rest of today's threads, based on the fact that this was the first post in the list when I logged on. I think my safest option lies in that little button that says "Mark all as read". then I shall proceed to drive home, and start drinking beer for the afternoon. Yes, that is the best choice I have made all day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #13 May 20, 2005 I did google it and I got a ton of popups from gay porn sites . I'm at work! Not a big deal since there is already a ton of porn on my computer from my boss checking his email, but still!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 May 20, 2005 Quotejumpergirl: You suck ass!!! Do you? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #15 May 20, 2005 I've tossed a few salads in my day!!History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 May 20, 2005 Ok . . . *Inhale deeply . . . aaaaaaaaand exhale* Felching is when the guy does the girl in the bootie, cums, then sucks the cum out of her butthole (with a straw or whatever) and spits it back into her hoo-ha. Clear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #17 May 20, 2005 That was directed at GQ... ask him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #19 May 20, 2005 I am sitting at my desk.... jaw dropped.... speechless... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Edit for spelling... apparently I can't do that either... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #20 May 20, 2005 she now knows and isn't quite sure what to think about it!!! i think she's pondering her existence at this very moment, it put her into shockHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 May 20, 2005 Quote EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Yeah, I know... Its really discusting... I mean, a straw... ewwwwww....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #22 May 20, 2005 I'm with wildcard451! I soooooo did not need to know that! Why oh why do I click on these threads? First salad tossing, now this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #23 May 20, 2005 HA I am glad I wasn't the one who wrote it out What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #24 May 20, 2005 QuoteYou suck ass!!! See, you knew the answer all along. You're just playing with us aren't you Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 May 20, 2005 Quotei think she's pondering her existence at this very moment Why? Is SHE a felch baby? I'd ponder the shit out of my existence, too. Edit: no pun intended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
