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Butt Sex.....

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Girlfalldown    0

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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

how else is he going to blow his load?



Hey don't blame her if he's got a small dick. It's not her fault!

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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

how else is he going to blow his load?



Hey don't blame her if he's got a small dick. It's not her fault!



Well, not unless her name is Lorena Bobbitt.[:/]
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

how else is he going to blow his load?



Hey don't blame her if he's got a small dick. It's not her fault!



Well, not unless her name is Lorena Bobbitt.[:/]



Ooooh....you had to go there. Now I'm thinking of that movie called "I spit on your grave". B|

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so after 3 or 4 kids, everything is still nice and tight down there?

i think after a few kids you might as well be waving your arm around in a warm room ;) yeah sure, stick it in there and make all the right noises as if you're enjoying it, but when you get bored and want to shoot your custard, whip it out and get the job done in the only tight thing she's got left

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I'll save the "just how old are we anyway" lecture for later. Sexual humor is great, but this seems more like children during the "potty words" phase than adult innuendo.

rl



how long have you been around skydivers? most of us are either still stuck in the "potty words" phase or have to be adults most of the time and have found a group of people who we can revert back when we are around them. i do however envy your attitude about what you will do with your partner. as far as this topic goes, i have been offered "the trade". while this sounds fair, i decline the offer because i can't get over the stigma and freely admit to having a double standard.


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so after 3 or 4 kids, everything is still nice and tight down there?

i think after a few kids you might as well be waving your arm around in a warm room ;) yeah sure, stick it in there and make all the right noises as if you're enjoying it, but when you get bored and want to shoot your custard, whip it out and get the job done in the only tight thing she's got left



I thought that's what secretaries were for.

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so after 3 or 4 kids, everything is still nice and tight down there?

i think after a few kids you might as well be waving your arm around in a warm room ;) yeah sure, stick it in there and make all the right noises as if you're enjoying it, but when you get bored and want to shoot your custard, whip it out and get the job done in the only tight thing she's got left

:P:P:P



You are disgustingly funny.

I don't have kids so I am not too worried.

(I'll forward you the penis enlargement emails I keep getting to help you out. Poor thing.)

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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

How else is he going to blow his load?



I will be willing to bet that you have to beat the women away with a whiffle bat...:ph34r::ph34r:
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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

How else is he going to blow his load?



I will be willing to bet that you have to beat the women away with a whiffle bat...:ph34r::ph34r:



I did it like this...:D

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I did it like this...

I did it like that...



Good GRIEF, get your minds out of the gutter...;)



Bwahaha, ya missed the blatent lyric reference!



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I did it like this...

I did it like that...



Good GRIEF, get your minds out of the gutter...;)



Why? So we can make room for yours to float by?



Backstroke, dear...B|




DUDE, you so could so raise a sail on that!!! :ph34r: I have the funniest visual in my head right now ;)

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some people have to go up the rusty bullit hole... she's had a few kids, you know how slack these things can get ;)

how else is he going to blow his load?





It's a wonder my tampon doesn't just fall right out. :|

Y'know, there's nothing I like better than slinging some one-liners, but I'm just too tired tonight to bother...especially in light of my original post and my answer to the poll. I don't do anal sex very often, but I know how to do it right so I don't get hurt and I don't get sick.

I do wonder, however, about the "few kids" thing. Maybe he has me confused with someone else, because I've had only one. That was 21 years and many hundreds of thousands of Kegels ago. (You can buy a Kegelmaster or some similar contraption, but IMO, there are better ways that kill two birds with one stone.)

And the answer to the question "how else is he going to blow his load?" would probably be "in my mouth" or...wherever he happens to be at the time.

As I think I may have mentioned, I love sexual humor. Sex can be very funny--it really runs the gamut on the emotional spectrum--and there's no reason not to use sexual humor to its best advantage. But I can't bring myself to find someone else's sexual proclivities unwholesome unless they represent an exercise of power and control disguised as sexual activity. That would cover such things as incest, rape (the real thing, not rape games in the context of bondage), and any other activity that involves something less than equal power in a relationship. Bestiality falls in the same category as child sexual abuse. Neither children nor animals have a choice, and that brings us right back to power and control. (Note: this does not include bondage, because both partners have equal power--although in reality, the sub probably has the actual edge, because it is s/he who can call a halt at will.)

People do what they like, and that's cool, but I still remember being 15 years old and thinking the idea of a blow job was disgusting. An older and wiser friend told me I'd outgrow it, and sure enough, I did. Miraculous what a little maturity and education will do.

As an aside, people aren't playthings, but their bodies should be. Somewhere along the line, though, some have gotten confused and reversed this idea.

rl
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(I am kidding. If my fiance reads this, please don't pee on me.) edited to add: unless I get stung by a jellyfish. ;)



Ok, I was trying to avoid posting in the butt sex thread, but could someone please educate me about this pee/jellyfish connection? (I saw a jellyfish for the very first time the other day - I have lived a sheltered life.)

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