ACMESkydiver 0 #26 October 19, 2005 QuoteDoes anybody know where this came from? The butt pat thing guys do to each other in football, baseball, etc. WTH is up with this? I mean you take these testosterone driven sports and add a friendly little butt pat into it when someone makes a good play - I just don't get it. Could you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! So someone help me out...what exactly is the "history" behind the sportsman butt pat? Hmm...I've had my tushy smacked at more DZ's than not... -The hubby wouldn't be too keen on knowing that. I could just let him know it was usually girls, though. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #27 October 19, 2005 QuoteCould you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! The slappin usually goes on just PRIOR to exit...not AFTER... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #28 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteCould you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! The slappin usually goes on just PRIOR to exit...not AFTER... I tend to slap whoever's ass is in front of me whilst boarding the plane. After all, it's pretty much in my face at the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 October 19, 2005 After some thought, I think that this may have gotten a good start in football, where the teammate/coach/etc wanted to say "good job" by some form of physical contact like a high-five or a pat on the back. This, however, was often unrecognized by the player to be congratulated due to the presence of padding. When modern plastic pads came on the market, a pat on the back became dangerous since it risked injury to the hand. The fanny was the place that was the most logical choice - right at hand-level and unprotected via pads to convey the message. And, come on folks, other unprotected ares included the small of the back, the neck and the inner thigh. A smack in the ass was a pretty good option considering those ones. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #30 October 19, 2005 QuoteI tend to slap whoever's ass is in front of me whilst boarding the plane. After all, it's pretty much in my face at the time. Oooh, oooh, me too. I also like to slap the asses while their owners are packing. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #31 October 19, 2005 Quoteslap the asses while their owners are packing much better then attempted dry humps while packing Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #32 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteslap the asses while their owners are packing much better then attempted dry humps while packing *raises hand* GUILTY AS CHARGED! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #33 October 19, 2005 On the Deaf World Record 16 way last Saturday, Norwegian Mads Moriggi could be seen on video reaching up from his leg grip on Alan Thompson from Great Britain and giving him a good butt squeeze in freefall when we all knew we had the record. That was hilarious! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #34 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteslap the asses while their owners are packing much better then attempted dry humps while packing Depends on who's doing the dry humping and whether it helps me get the air out of my big-ass Spectre. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #35 October 19, 2005 Quoteas long as they say 'Good Game' it is apparently not considered gay I can just imagine it now... Keith will come up to one of us, patt our ass, and say: "good.......... game?" lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #36 October 19, 2005 The answer is soooo obvious Some butch hunky gay athlete that nobody ever suspected was gay just couldn't help himself any longer. He had a Huge crush on the tightend and during a lapse in judgement he smacked the tightend right on his fine beefy man booty. Some unsuspecting team mate was a follower and mimicked the act and a tradition was born.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #37 October 19, 2005 Now why doesnt that surprise me....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #38 October 19, 2005 QuoteOn the Deaf World Record 16 way last Saturday, Norwegian Mads Moriggi could be seen on video reaching up from his leg grip on Alan Thompson from Great Britain and giving him a good butt squeeze in freefall when we all knew we had the record. That was hilarious! Well, I hear the rules are different over there. I mean, my neighbor is Norwegian and he's gay. So that must mean they're all gay, right? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #39 October 19, 2005 Quote Well, I hear the rules are different over there. I mean, my neighbor is Norwegian and he's gay. So that must mean they're all gay, right? Not this one, he brought his wife and two little girls with him. We are a weird tight-knit bunch who can say "fuck you" in all different sign languages and laugh about it, not in front of the kids, of course! However, the conversations on the plane on those climbs are a lot of fun. No screaming needed. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #40 October 19, 2005 QuoteHowever, the conversations on the plane on those climbs are a lot of fun. No screaming needed. And you can talk to the guy at the other end of the plane. That's cool! QuoteNot this one, he brought his wife and two little girls with him. So you're saying all Norwegian people are deaf, then? Wow, I never would have known - my neighbor does a really good job blending in. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #41 October 19, 2005 Quote[daydreaming]mmm.....men slapping my ass [/daydreaming] Hey did you just get through playing football cause in your avatar it looks like your gearing up to get the Butt Pat ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #42 October 19, 2005 The bootie pat is the entire reason I signed up for my lifeguard flag football team back in high schoolPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #43 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuote[daydreaming]mmm.....men slapping my ass [/daydreaming] Hey did you just get through playing football cause in your avatar it looks like your gearing up to get the Butt Pat No, just waiting for my nightly spanking *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #44 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote[daydreaming]mmm.....men slapping my ass [/daydreaming] Hey did you just get through playing football cause in your avatar it looks like your gearing up to get the Butt Pat No, just waiting for my nightly spanking You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me. All: And me. And me too. And me. Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer... Well if the spanker gets tired just let me know and I'm on the next plane out. ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #45 October 19, 2005 ahhhhh why does the search for the holy grail get in the way of being lavished by hottiesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #46 October 19, 2005 Quoteahhhhh why does the search for the holy grail get in the way of being lavished by hotties I don't know but it is a crying shame!!! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #47 October 19, 2005 Quoteahhhhh why does the search for the holy grail get in the way of being lavished by hotties "We have all been very naughty. we all need a good spanking" Monty Python Quest for the Holy GrailDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
