flyinghonu 0 #1 October 18, 2005 Does anybody know where this came from? The butt pat thing guys do to each other in football, baseball, etc. WTH is up with this? I mean you take these testosterone driven sports and add a friendly little butt pat into it when someone makes a good play - I just don't get it. Could you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! So someone help me out...what exactly is the "history" behind the sportsman butt pat? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 October 18, 2005 QuoteCould you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! Is it bad that thats happened to me Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #3 October 18, 2005 No... it just means people like to grab your ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 October 18, 2005 when do you see that? I've heard about it but never actually witnessed it. maybe in ice skating championships... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #5 October 18, 2005 QuoteDoes anybody know where this came from? The butt pat thing guys do to each other in football, baseball, etc. Same place as circle jerks. And mutual masturbation in the dark corners of the locker room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 October 18, 2005 hmmmm Ill let you grab my ass if I get to see the rack lol .... uh hhhhh someone must be breaking into my dz.com account againSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #7 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteDoes anybody know where this came from? The butt pat thing guys do to each other in football, baseball, etc. Same place as circle jerks. And mutual masturbation in the dark corners of the locker room. Damn theres some shit I didn't need to read this afternoon![delete]Mental picture [delete] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #8 October 18, 2005 I've been known to grab many asses and show The Rack(tm)v.2.0 when intoxicated, so I have a feeling that can be arranged at the Halloween boogie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #9 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteDoes anybody know where this came from? The butt pat thing guys do to each other in football, baseball, etc. Same place as circle jerks. And mutual masturbation in the dark corners of the locker room. Funny you should say that. While being subjected to watching football with my husband over the past three days STRAIGHT, I introduced the idea that this butt pat thing may have been started long ago by some pedophile football or baseball coach and somehow morphed into this weird ass tradition. The look on his face as he went from "yeah, right," to "well....I guess it could..." to "OMG! You might be right!" was absolutely priceless. He still doesn't want to talk about it "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #10 October 18, 2005 QuoteI've been known to grab many asses and show The Rack(tm)v.2.0 when intoxicated, so I have a feeling that can be arranged at the Halloween boogie. GIRLS! Back to the subject - Men slapping each other's asses - FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #11 October 18, 2005 sigh she said Quoteslapping each other's asses you do realize that saying that is worse then metal shiney objects.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #12 October 18, 2005 We do patt eachother on the butt all the time.... and say "Good Game" mainly while someones hads are full... or packing.... or just for the hell of it. It's kinda funny out of context. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 October 18, 2005 Quotepatt eachother on the butt Quotepacking what does either of that have to do with my chances of seeing the rack v 2.0 tm and copyrightedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #14 October 18, 2005 Oh, I think we just lost most of the male readers on this..you put "butt" and "packing" in the same post You guys! Check this ONE out! Its more like a caress than a pat : http://www.thesnortingbull.com/pictures/1180.jpg Crap (no pun intended): How come my clicky things don't work anymore? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 October 18, 2005 youd be surprised how many will stick around nowSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteI've been known to grab many asses and show The Rack(tm)v.2.0 when intoxicated, so I have a feeling that can be arranged at the Halloween boogie. GIRLS! Back to the subject - Men slapping each other's asses - FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS Ok! I'm now focused on men slapping ass. Great. How am I supposed to get anything done now? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 October 18, 2005 QuoteOk! I'm now focused on men slapping ass. Great. How am I supposed to get anything done now? Go slap someone's ass. Get it out of your system."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #18 October 19, 2005 [daydreaming]mmm.....men slapping my ass [/daydreaming]*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 October 19, 2005 QuoteOk! I'm now focused on men slapping ass. Great. How am I supposed to get anything done now? Well, if you were slapping mens butts, you'd be already focused your attention. Perhaps, you need to drop those other frivolous activities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 October 19, 2005 QuoteQuoteI've been known to grab many asses and show The Rack(tm)v.2.0 when intoxicated, so I have a feeling that can be arranged at the Halloween boogie. GIRLS! Back to the subject - Men slapping each other's asses - FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS Now that's hotDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #21 October 19, 2005 That just goes to show Hockey is the only Real Man's Sport. In Hockey after a great play your teammates hit you with a stick. Now that's a real man's sport...-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 October 19, 2005 Butt patting in basketball is obvious latent homosexual tendencies. It really only becomes apparent in the gayest of all sports - wrestling. They get in little stretch nylon outfits and hump each other. WWF? Professional Dryhumping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #23 October 19, 2005 Quoted from website: .http://www.ubersite.com/m/28328 Back in the good ol 15th century, this Jew Hating mental case named "Martin Luther", the protester (Protestant) who broke away from the Catholic Church , had this demented idea about demonic possession. He believed that the Devil possessed the soul by entering through the backdoor in the temple of God. In other words, he got into your soul by going up your asshole. The Devil made his temporary residence by living in your butt. A spiritual violation of property rights. Damn trespasser ! See what happens when you are denied your second Amendment rights ! Now this explains why some Christians have their heads up their ass. They are looking for Satan. Those who do, will suffer from mass disappointment. They wont find no Devil, just shit. After all, everything is sacred, Holy shit ! And most of them are full of shit. I better stop talkin shit and get back to my main premise. To return to the 15th Century...Martin had this idea of exorcising the Father of all lies from the A-hole. You have to spank the butt to chase him For whatever it's worth, its funny ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #24 October 19, 2005 Quote Could you imagine some dude on the DZ slapping your ass after you land from an awesome jump?!?! as long as they say 'Good Game' it is apparently not considered gay... and you can get away with doing it to someones SO as well ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUDYJ 0 #25 October 19, 2005 Where's Keith?? I am sure he has a version of how this started and why it continues.... YOOO HOOO KKKKEEEEIIITTTTHHHHH!!!!!! IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
