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lisamariewillbe

DRYFIST aka sudsyfist

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SudsyFist
San Diego, CA 92101

OBJECTIVE: To consensually violate as many hottie skydivers, and as many victimless laws with said hotties, as possible

SUMMARY OF QUALIFICATIONS:
  • Tall
  • Dark
  • Handsome
  • Wild and Cuh-Razy
  • Hung like a termite
  • Diligent, self-managing, and reliable

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:
  • 2001-Present Jack Off, Perris Valley Skydiving
    • Mastered the art of tightiewhite freefly
    • Achieved more self-induced orgasms in a day of skydiving than any other jumper
    • Eager to share the love

EDUCATION:
  • 2002-Present Internet Porn University
    • Focus on lesbian relations; they know how to please a woman best
    • Mutual masturbation via webcam techniques
    • Learned the kinkiest shit this side of German scheisse videos

REFERENCES:
  • Skybytch
  • ltdiver
  • Skymama
  • lisamariewillbe
  • Keith

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