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lisamariewillbe

DRYFIST aka sudsyfist

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if no means yes and yes means no WTF does maybe mean?definitely



I will never get this English thing. So backasswards! :ph34r:

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You see the thing is that women work so hard to confuse us,



Dude, they don't have to work; it's ALL natural...

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More company in the tent... sweet :)



I'm warning you ahead of time: I do get a bit noisy while I put myself to sleep! :)

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Platonic date. Gay Best Friend (GBF(TM)) from high school.

I'd have to get him drunk. :D



:| RIIGGHHHT



Well it's either that, or I dress up all goth'd out. I have my standards... :D



i could see you goth'd out w/ your white socks and teva's... f'ckin hilarious!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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I've been accused of greater crimes.



good thing you don't live in TX, they'd arrest you for blowing yourself while driving down the highway.



Funny that you mention that. I've actually been chastised for whipping it out in the car in TX, passenger side. "You can't do that here, they take that shit wayyyyyyyyy seriously."

So I proceeded to jack it. "Drive fast, speed turns me on." :D

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I've been accused of greater crimes.



good thing you don't live in TX, they'd arrest you for blowing yourself while driving down the highway.



Funny that you mention that. I've actually been chastised for whipping it out in the car in TX, passenger side. "You can't do that here, they take that shit wayyyyyyyyy seriously."

So I proceeded to jack it. "Drive fast, speed turns me on." :D



you crack me up you sick fuck, you!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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