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Name The Scorpion!

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ohhhhh is that the oci? Hes soooo adorable...


ummmm Clay, you scream like a girl, hmmm maybe we need to have a little talk.... how can i picture you as my cave man killer if your going around crying over pringles?
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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Good evening Beth. How does it feel that scorpion #13 is being named just for you? :)
His picture (and the dime) is attached! ;)

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio
#10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany
#11-Starsky,
#12-Seth, their slow moving uncle
#13-Spike, the rebel base jumper
Nina

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for a little over 1000 more hours, then home for almost a month



I feel your pain. Mike won't be home for around 2160 more hours, or 129,600 minutes, or 7,776,000 seconds (or something like that). And then he only gets to stay for a little less than two weeks. :(

And he doesn't like handcuffs. :$
Nina

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do what any normal human would do. I scream like a girl and throw my boot about 20 ft away. Damn did I feel stupid when I figured out that my drunken snack of Pringles Potato Chips had left a souvenir in my boot.



OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!! I've got tears running down my face from this story. Thanks Clay! :)
Nina

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Great News, Zach...at least for you. You have the honor of naming #14. I need his relationship to the others please.

The picture is of him still alive. That is why it is so far away. I had a big wad of yarn in the floor and when I picked it up, the bastard was under it. So, I took his picture first and then squished him until there was nothing left of him. Now I'm going to have to take the entire thing of yarn outside in the morning to try to shake anything else out of it that might have snuck in. I sure as hell don't want to put it in my lap, in case there's one still hiding in there. B|

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio
#10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany
#11-Starsky,
#12-Seth, their slow moving uncle
#13-Spike, the rebel base jumper
#14-Shar,
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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You're brave! I've heard some can jump and fly! Scary. Sometimes at work, I'd see one and suffocate it to death by spraying it with hairspray (xtra hold)! Here's one: Freeze, the Evil Twin! :)
"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore

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#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio
#10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany
#11-Starsky,
#12-Seth, their slow moving uncle
#13-Spike, the rebel base jumper
#14-Shar, the drag queen cousin
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Well, well, well Stephen, I'll bet you never thought you would be the proud naming papa of your very own Texan scorpion, huh?

#15 was caught alive , scurrying across the floor (see attachment), just before I smashed him into the carpet! :) [B]NOT!!! I guess his ass should have stayed in distant Tonga, huh? (Evil witch cackling voice "I'll get you my pretty.....") >:( >:( >:(

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio
#10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany
#11-Starsky,
#12-Seth, their slow moving uncle
#13-Spike, the rebel base jumper
#14-Shar, the drag queen cousin
#15-Sambo, the slightly pudgy distant cousin visiting from Tonga
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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You still do not have a STING on your list B|



Why no....no I don't. ;)

And I'd sort of like to keep it that way, ya' know? If I put that name down...it might happen. B| We wouldn't want that to happen to poor little Boinky, now would we? :)
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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Most of em dont hurt much worse than a wasp sting...

The drawback to spending a LOT of time in inhospitable places while doing survival stuff is you get to meet LOTS of varieties of these little beasties... the little clear ones hurt like hell.. the big black ones were not much worse than an ant sting.

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