Name The Scorpion!

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

name the next one Starsky


you need to get a cat it will take care of all your scorpion killing needs and have fun 2

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[Gawain 0]

#7-Seth, their slow moving uncle .. ... ...

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edit to add:
BTW, Douglas Adams is hilarious...

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On the whole, the happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

I also like this one:

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Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. ... ...
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And so the problem remained; lots of of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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While it does not follow your desire to stick with the "S"... I think Klaus Meine is the perfect name for a Scorpion. Perhaps..

Klaus, their famous singing distant cousin from Germany.

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#7-Shithead, kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems.

I'd like to congratulate and thank Jose for naming scorpion #7. I like the idea of being able to think I stomped My x-husband's head in!

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
[B]#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems.


Don't fret everyone. There were many other good choices and while I'd like to think this is the end of my problem, I fear we will be utilizing your suggestions in the near future.

[B][BLACK]STAY TUNED![/BLACK][/B]

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Congratulations Steph. You are the proud namer of #8 (found a few minutes ago). We do need you to update us as to what relation it is, though.

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems.
#8-Squishy (still waiting on relationship)

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[sinker 0]

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While it does not follow your desire to stick with the "S"... I think Klaus Meine is the perfect name for a Scorpion. Perhaps..

Klaus, their famous singing distant cousin from Germany.

OMG, that was is hilarious!!!! The Scorpions were my favorite 80's band!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[JohnRich 4]

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That's the exact name I call my second X. He was an alcoholic. Stole money from me and his family. Lost his job and didn't support his family.

While I think the name is fitting, do I [B]REALLY[/B] want to name one in honor of HIM?

But of course. You are squishing them to death. Think how satisfying that will feel. "Hey Shithead!" SPLAT!

And it's really cute how you give them names, family history, and a persona, before stomping the life out of them.

[jose 0]

I rule....

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And it's really cute how you give them names, family history, and a persona, before stomping the life out of them.

I'm glad you like the process. I'm all about cute!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Billy Vance, come on down....you're the proud namer of Scorpion #9.

If you would, I need it's relationship to the other 8.

#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio

Sadly, it seems that instead of dying from the poison, the "family" has taken to climbing book shelves, walls and other pieces of furniture.

If you check out the picture, you will see the remains of Scrunchy...may he rot in scorpion's hell. The black marks in the background are where I beat the hell out of him with my shoe.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[StephZ 0]

Squishy - tha overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time

I am not afraid . . . I was born to do this
-Joan of Arc-
But what do I know, I'm only 19

[BillyVance 35]

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If you check out the picture, you will see the remains of Scrunchy...may he rot in scorpion's hell. The black marks in the background are where I beat the hell out of him with my shoe.

Jeez, you must go berserk every time you see one of these little bastards!

Nina: "DIE! DIE! DIE YOU SHITTY BASTARD!!" WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!

#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If you check out the picture, you will see the remains of Scrunchy...may he rot in scorpion's hell. The black marks in the background are where I beat the hell out of him with my shoe. ***

LOL!!! I would have payed cash money to have seen that scene, you spaztically pulverizing that poor, helpless little creature.... gawd I hate those fuckers. May they rot in hell indeed!!! Another notch on your belt.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[swedishcelt 0]

Name one Spike. He can be the rebel. The base jumper of the scorpion family.

[BillyVance 35]

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Name one Spike. He can be the rebel. The base jumper of the scorpion family.

Or the black sheep, er I mean, scorpion! Yeah that's it...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The base jumper

Considering that they are now climbing the baseboards, this seems like an excellent idea!

I do have a few in front of yours first, though...and you'll need to pick out what relation he is....

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[Buried 0]

The only scorpion i've named in the past was

Shar

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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Sambo, the slightly pudgy distant cousin visiting from Tonga

cavete terrae.

[BillyVance 35]

So what have you done with the scorpions you killed? Given them all graves with headstones with their names and relations on them? It seems only the proper thing to do...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[boinky 0]

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So what have you done with the scorpions you killed? Given them all graves with headstones with their names and relations on them? It seems only the proper thing to do...

No, I felt a burial "at sea" was a more suitable alternative. Since I'm only renting the place I'm living at, I didn't think they would appreciate all those little headstones.

Their memorial is here on dz.com, as I repeat their name every time I add one of their family members to the list.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[boinky 0]

Just when I'm having the most depressed 4-5 days I've had in quite a while and I think nothing else could go wrong...along comes another freakin' scorpion to our growing family. I think someone was misinformed when they said that the little bastards go away when it starts getting cold.

See attachment of dead scorpion. Sorry it's not more of a close-up, but come on...do you REALLY think I'm going to get any closer to it than I HAD to, dead or alive?

Congratulations Tumbler. I thought #10 would be a fitting time to take your suggestion and break the "S" pattern. Perhaps doing so will stop any more visits from the "family."



#1-Scorpio
#2-Scar, Scorpio's brother
#3-Scorpiana, their sister
#4-Sly, their mafia cousin
#5-Skid, their country redneck cousin
#6-Sarah, their socialite aunt
#7-Shithead, their kleptomaniacal son with addiction problems
#8-Squishy, the overly hormonal runaway preteen just out lookin' for a good time
#9-Scrunchy, the poor bastard half-brother of Scorpio
#10-Klaus, the famous singing distant cousin from Germany

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[sinker 0]

damn his (her?) tail was LONG!!!! I feel for ya babe, damn I hate those things...

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[turtlespeed 226]

That one wasn't even CLOSE to being full grown -

Post again when you have a real scorpion problem.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SpeedRacer 1]

Scorpini
Scorpazzio
Scorpzilla
El Scorpo
Scorpinski
Scorparoni the San Francisco Treat


HTF do you get so many scorpions anyway??

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[BillyVance 35]

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HTF do you get so many scorpions anyway??

I dunno... it must be a Texas thing...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban