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Damn! I drink Redline often when I am at work at night and in the morning when I am about to go home I get asked to go on a road trip I down a whole can. Usually in the night I just drink half a can. So now I want to aky why didi you drink 2 cans?
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Why not?




Just wondering. I warning label on the can says if you dont drink it on a regular basis you should drink only half the can (4oz) to see how you react to it. At work we had this lady come in who is the company's safety bitch. Chemical, falling and all that stuff. She also has a PHD (aka Doctor) and during the meeting I was drinking some redline and she has never seen it before and wanted to read the label. She almost had a stroke when she read what all was in it. Then she gave me a 45 min story on how I am hurtung my body by drinking that stuff.I had to laugh and finish the can. I didnt understand half of what she was talking about.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

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Damn! I drink Redline often when I am at work at night



...and then you go fix airplanes?

"Torque, torque, who needs torque? I'll just cross thread this and go on to the next one.":P
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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I just drank 2 redlines on an empty stomache. Am I going to die?



I'm surprised you lived long enough to finish your post. Science would marvel at you. :PB|
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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...and then you go fix airplanes?

"Torque, torque, who needs torque? I'll just cross thread this and go on to the next one."



What are torques? Those engines havent fallen off yet! Just proving that torques are highly over rated!
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Is it because of them that Kim has complained to me about your shriveled penis?



Funny you should ask, it actually has the exact opposite effect on me and kim is quite fond of Redline.:DB|:D

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I LOVE WHEN JEFF DRINKS REDLINE!!!!

There is definately no penis shrinkage going on at all.
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Is it because of them that Kim has complained to me about your shriveled penis?



Funny you should ask, it actually has the exact opposite effect on me and kim is quite fond of Redline.:DB|:D

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I LOVE WHEN JEFF DRINKS REDLINE!!!!

There is definately no penis shrinkage going on at all.



REDLINE.....NEEED MORE REDLINE......I AM CORNJOLIO.....I NEED TP FOR MY....REDLIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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Is it because of them that Kim has complained to me about your shriveled penis?



Funny you should ask, it actually has the exact opposite effect on me and kim is quite fond of Redline.:DB|:D



Ok, so heres the plan. This weekend you bring that shit out, and very nonchalantly convince Jason to have one ;) But do it after jumping's done, just in case...:)

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well then, looks like douve had his redline today

oh yeah, that reminds me we just got the redline pills and gels in at my store. i think ill go get some now:P



LOL, i only gave him half a can and he was shaking in five minutes.:D:D:D

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