Why Am I tired?

[Darius11 12]

For a couple years I've been blaming it on

lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,

too much pressure from my job, earwax

build-up, poor blood or anything else

I could think of.



But now I found out the real reason:

I'm tired because I'm overworked.

Here's why:. . .The population of this

country is 273 million.

140 million are retired.



That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by
the federal government.

Leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces

preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 14.8 million people

who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188,000 people

in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people

in prisons.



That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.


And there you are sitting on your ass,

at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Girlfalldown 0]

And here I thought you were going to yell at me again for making you stay late at work.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[flyangel2 2]

Your tired because of all the extra time it too you yesterday to clean out your computer

If you just stay away from porn sites you won't have that nasty problem of spyware and other ugly stuff

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[SudsyFist 0]

And Darius vindicates himself!

[Darius11 12]

LOL.

No i stopped yelling after lisa yelled at me and called me a meatloaf

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Darius11 12]

your always startin shit

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Girlfalldown 0]

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LOL.

No i stopped yelling after lisa yelled at me and called me a meatloaf

I like meatloaf.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[SudsyFist 0]

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I like meatloaf.

I would dooooo
Anything for love...

But I won't do THAT!