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QuoteYeah, me too....wait, how tall is 1.7m??
'bout 5'6"-5'7".....
I'm really not a tard... I realized that 3 ft. is approx. 1 m. after I posted that.
QuoteSEX, I NEED SEX!!!!!
Me, too.
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
Beverly 1
Well I am 1.69, so nothing shorter than that. And don't be intimidated when I wear high heels or boots in winter.......
Ok guys comments please. There are only girls replying.
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
Ok guys comments please. There are only girls replying.
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
QuoteHow do I get a guy?
You mean like to Keep??
Why on earth would you want that??
Guys are generally very messy creatures, Very difficult to House Break, Sometimes Rude, Poorly Mannered and generally more trouble than they are worth.
QuoteA nice guy that is good looking, loves me more than life itself, skydives lots, can teach me a thing or two, can cook, has his own car, has a job, is taller than 1.7m, is clever, humorous, oh and did i say loves me more than his mother??
Are willing to settle for Devastatingly Handsome and incredibly Well Hung??
(Oh and Modest too!!
)
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QuoteWell I am 1.69, so nothing shorter than that. And don't be intimidated when I wear high heels or boots in winter.......
Ok guys comments please. There are only girls replying.
well, if you're in SA - that does it for me....
All I want is to see cool rocks and SA is loaded with them!!!
Scars remind us that the past is real
Beverly 1
Are willing to settle for Devastatingly Handsome and incredibly Well Hung?? (Oh and Modest too!!)
(Oh and Modest too!!)Really?? A modest American?? No such thing!
The devastatingly handson and incredibly well hung we can discuss. Send photo's!
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
QuoteHow do I get a guy?
A nice guy that is good looking, loves me more than life itself, skydives lots, can teach me a thing or two, can cook, has his own car, has a job, is taller than 1.7m, is clever, humorous, oh and did i say loves me more than his mother??
Oh... idealism. I remember that...
So, you're asking how to get one of the few, hmm? On the surface, it's pretty simple:
- Find him
- Bind him
You've identified addtional filter factors, such as the love love love thing. Ah, yes, you're looking for real love, not necessarily the verbal I-Love-You ticket occasionally dispensed for continued games of hide the salami, so you need to be further discriminating where you look. That means that if you're finding yourself drunk getting tag teamed by a party of three in the landing area at 1:30am, you're probably looking for love in all the wrong places.
Nay, someone who fits what you're looking for will stand out amongst his peers, be a bit different than the norm. Fun, warm, perhaps just a little more sensitive, even if its under a few layers of his skin. You'll know when you see him, the depth in his eyes.
At this point, you'll just need to do a quick litmus test to make sure he's neither hitched nor gay. I'm probably gonna lose my man card for this one, but I wouldn't rush too quickly to flashing him the goods and gauging his reaction -- start subtly with some light-hearted banter and go forward from there.
Now, once you've confirmed that he fits your profile and is available, congratulations! You just beat out the odds of surviving impact with nothing out!
Step 1: complete. Step 2 is the easy part and flows smoothly from here: wow him with your charms and get your groove on! If mutual attraction brews, you're In Like Flint. Butterflies, flowers, rainbows, sloppy monkey love...
The only other advice I could dole at this point is that you constantly put his mother into situations where she reveals her weaknesses as a person. This takes mad skill, so you may want to practice manipulation techniques with others well ahead of time.
Alternatively, you could settle for those of us who still live at home, have little depth, and are pretty mediocre in just about every way, but would love to tap dat ass on a daily basis (or more).
Beverly 1
oops, I meant send photo's of .......um....your rig?, car? friend
Um, never mind that comment...
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
Um, never mind that comment...
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
LOL!!!
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You just have to make it known to that particular guy that you are attracted to him. Sometimes some women are so attractive that a man will not even try to talk to her because he feels that she is unaproachable. Talk with his friends... some people may label you a "stalker" but I call it getting to know you better. In some instances yo may have to just about tackle the guy because he may very well be just that clueless. A lot of the guys who are in the chase are total assholes, but they get women all the time because they have the balls to approach them. Some of the other guys who may have some female friends that are considered "nice guys" or guys who are "too much of a friend" may actually be the guy you are looking for. So if you happen to have a male friend that you get a long with really well, and he will go anywhere and do anything with you chances are he is looking for a little more than just a friendship. A simple test is will he go and sit through a chick flick just because you don't want to go alone.
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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SCR 14192
Beverly 1
(Oh... idealism. I remember that...)
That bad hey??
(That means that if you're finding yourself drunk getting tag teamed by a party of three in the landing area at 1:30am, you're probably looking for love in all the wrong places.)
Tempting...but no.
(At this point, you'll just need to do a quick litmus test to make sure he's neither hitched nor gay. I'm probably gonna lose my man card for this one, but I wouldn't rush too quickly to flashing him the goods and gauging his reaction)
Me? Never.
Alternatively, you could settle for those of us who still live at home, have little depth, and are pretty mediocre in just about every way, but would love to tap dat ass on a daily basis (or more).
That bad hey??
(That means that if you're finding yourself drunk getting tag teamed by a party of three in the landing area at 1:30am, you're probably looking for love in all the wrong places.)
Tempting...but no.
(At this point, you'll just need to do a quick litmus test to make sure he's neither hitched nor gay. I'm probably gonna lose my man card for this one, but I wouldn't rush too quickly to flashing him the goods and gauging his reaction)
Me? Never.
Alternatively, you could settle for those of us who still live at home, have little depth, and are pretty mediocre in just about every way, but would love to tap dat ass on a daily basis (or more).
Well, that would be my problem, I am looking for the extraordinary. May have found him, but not sure....
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
QuoteI am looking for the extraordinary. May have found him, but not sure....
Wow, I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was *that* good!
QuoteAlternatively, you could settle for those of us who still live at home, have little depth, and are pretty mediocre in just about every way, but would love to tap dat ass on a daily basis (or more).
Hey Now!! Thats not True!! I dont live at Home anymore!!
QuoteYou just have to make it known to that particular guy that you are attracted to him. Sometimes some women are so attractive that a man will not even try to talk to her because he feels that she is unaproachable. Talk with his friends... some people may label you a "stalker" but I call it getting to know you better. In some instances yo may have to just about tackle the guy because he may very well be just that clueless. A lot of the guys who are in the chase are total assholes, but they get women all the time because they have the balls to approach them. Some of the other guys who may have some female friends that are considered "nice guys" or guys who are "too much of a friend" may actually be the guy you are looking for. So if you happen to have a male friend that you get a long with really well, and he will go anywhere and do anything with you chances are he is looking for a little more than just a friendship. A simple test is will he go and sit through a chick flick just because you don't want to go alone.
Okay...so I have been through trying to figure out if someone might possibly be interested, and everything that you mentioned above. But seriously, I am kinda tired of it. I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have the same attraction to me that I do for them. Not only does that desire make the sex that much better, but relationships can't be one sided like that or they are doomed for failure.
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F LORIDA!
F LORIDA!
'bout 5'6"-5'7".....
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