jasonRose 0 #26 October 21, 2005 Can you do a demo for this so I can make sure and get it right.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #27 October 21, 2005 I can only do that in person... should have come to Seattle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #28 October 21, 2005 From this QuoteHmmmm.... Lets see, I tell her she is the most georgeous women every morning when we wake, I call her at least two times a day to tell her I love her and that I am thinking about her. I send her flowers for no reason at all. I give her a big hug and kiss when she gets home in the eve and ask about her day and listen when she needs to vent etc. etc. I don't think she is mad at me but something is bugging her and she doesn't want to talk about it. I just want to get her out of the funk she's in. Then into the sack of course, just to clarify I don't push the sex thing if she is not in the mood because that kind of sex suck!! To This QuoteCan you do a demo for this so I can make sure and get it right.. In only 4 posts!! My work here is done. Another Guy Card Saved!! Good to have you back there buddy!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #29 October 21, 2005 That's why you are my east coast agent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #30 October 21, 2005 Quote Hmmmm.... Lets see, I tell her she is the most georgeous women every morning when we wake, I call her at least two times a day to tell her I love her and that I am thinking about her. I send her flowers for no reason at all. I give her a big hug and kiss when she gets home in the eve and ask about her day and listen when she needs to vent etc. etc. I don't think she is mad at me but something is bugging her and she doesn't want to talk about it. I just want to get her out of the funk she's in. Then into the sack of course, just to clarify I don't push the sex thing if she is not in the mood because that kind of sex suck!! What the hell do you expect for a rib?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #31 October 21, 2005 A friend of mine calls chicks ribs. As in, "Hey, Rib! Go get me a beer!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 October 21, 2005 Quote Everyday Tell her she looks great If you don't see her, call her Send a text message telling her you are thinking of her. Put a hand written note in her purse for her to find later Organise dinner, when she gets home, have a bath run for her. Candles are great Don't expect anything from her for a while. Give her a massage - No strings attached Wake her up in the morning with a cup of tea or coffee Pick her a flower from the garden Tell her she looks nice Kiss her lots Feed the kids/animals You need to make it about her, without making it about sex. A woman needs to feel that you will be there for her. It is not about who owes whom - And guys please, the little things count as much as the big things. Big present/gesture does not equal lots of points. Once she has gotten over the suspicious (waht does he want from me?) stage, your relationship will be back to where it was in the beginning. I can promise that!! To summarise: Make her feel stunning Take home responsibilities away from her Make her feel sensual without you expecting anything The little things count - HUGE! Make it look like it is no effort to you at all. Alternate plan: 1) Show up naked 2) Bring beer oh, no wait, that's the plan for WOMEN! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #33 October 21, 2005 have her call me RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #34 October 21, 2005 ROFLMAO!!!! You da man!! Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #35 October 22, 2005 You can always blindfold, gag, and tie her up... that way she can't say no, but be sure to tease her a hole lot before you go for the gusto. If you can tie a clove hitch that's all you need, because the warder they try to get out of it the tighter it gets... The california love not is basically a clove hitch as well and it works well pulling someone out of a hole, so it should secure them to a bed really well Hope this helps you broDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #36 October 22, 2005 QuoteQuoteCandles are great Especially when you do that Wax thing on the nipples!!They make special candles for that Oh really? Why would you know a thing like that? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #37 October 22, 2005 Following those directions will get your man-card immediately and permanently revoked! Quote You need a CARD? Dude, that is almost as bad as not getting laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #38 October 24, 2005 QuoteA friend of mine calls chicks ribs. As in, "Hey, Rib! Go get me a beer!" chicks rib beer sounds like some good ole BBQ... mmm stop making me hungeryDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #39 October 24, 2005 You guys are sad. SAD!!! No wonder you only get laid on the rare occassion when a chick is drunk! Do you think it was your idea to sleep with her? No! It was her's. My best reason to be a girl is: I know when I go out on a date if there is going to be sex or not, the guy can only wonder! The decision was made long ago! Anyway, try some of the recommendations and you can call her anything you want. Anyway, the last guy that followed my ideas saved his marriage and they had another kid! Now they are super happy! Anyway, wonder why I am still single?? Good luck! Let me know if any of it works! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #40 October 24, 2005 QuoteDo you think it was your idea to sleep with her? No! It was her's. Now, there is this thing called, "mutual consent," I seem to recall as being sorta part of the equation, but that was before I was introduced to roofies. QuoteMy best reason to be a girl is: I know when I go out on a date if there is going to be sex or not, the guy can only wonder! Funny. I've got the same thing going on, and I don't even have a DNA Dumpster(TM)! On that note, perhaps it's less a stick-or-hole thing and more a personality thing? QuoteAnyway, the last guy that followed my ideas saved his marriage and they had another kid! Now they are super happy! And you're bragging about that? QuoteAnyway, wonder why I am still single?? Poor hygiene? (edit to modify item possibly misconstrued as a pa, fought through system outages for that one! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #41 October 24, 2005 (Poor Hygiene??) Ha ha, very funny. Maybe I am just fussy. A girl has to have her standards!! Maybe I will come to the states to find a man, I am all done here! And yes I am proud that I managed to save a marriage and a family stayed together. I never had that as a kid. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #42 October 24, 2005 Why is it that a man has to go above and beyond his normal personality to get laid by his SO? When two people love each other, they have sex. They do not use sex as a tool or withhold sex because they are upset. I think it is not only unfair but quite mean. All you girls who justify with-holding sex, think of how it would feel to be refused sex and the reason being "you dont hold me enough" you didnt bring me flowers today" "you havent kissed my ass enough today" etc etc A man is generally so much more upfront with who they are then women. They dont test the relationship, they dont test the love, they just exsist in what makes them happy. Sex is just as much for the woman as it is for the man. Granted both sides dont always want to every day but if you are seeing a person everyday , and having sex with them once a month. Something is WRONG. How about we turn this to the other side... men start refusing us... what if one day women woke up and realized what sex is about? Sex is sex is sex is sex. If your not having it with him, he should be allowed to go somewhere else to get it. Sex is not earnedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #43 October 24, 2005 Yeah but why would I want to refuse sex. I lie sex... a lot . I don't think I could ever refuse sex no matter how ill or tired I am. I one time had sex while in the middle of an onset of a Migrane, now that hurt a hell of a lot, and in retrospect whil the sex was good it wasn't as good as it could have been because or the distracion that felt like someone smacking me in the head with a hammer. Here is another suggestion that no one put forth. Take her skydiving. Skydiving+beer=sex(usually) something about the combination of adreanlyn and alcohol that makes the magic happen. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #44 October 24, 2005 My post had nothing to do with the whole thing of withholding sex, I was aiming at getting people to see what they can do make the person feel better about themselves. It was not meant as a bribe in any way. I have found in my experience that women are animals. They find a man that is good enough to provide for them and procreate with them and look after them and their offspring. If they are not feeling this, they don't have that same affinity / affection for their SO/partner/husband. If we could understand why girls keep on looking after their men (cooking, cleaning, feeding, nurturing) while the guy gets lazy, (couch, remote, football) then we could save many relationships. I would like to find more men paying attention to their women like they did in the beginning of a relationship. Calls, surprises, affection.... That is what this post is about. Not bribery or withholding. In fact, the woman should not really notice all this, she should just feel a stronger animal affinity to the man. It is a natural, sexual animal urge that needs to be re-lit. In a relationship, once a day would be great! I am the last one to refuse a shag, believe me! Oh, and I am the last person to be stressed about money or posessions either - A good friendship and bond is all I need. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #45 October 24, 2005 lol that post sounds so much like what I would say. I dont think I could refuse sex... Then again my SO wouldnt either and I was well aware of his lack of ability to clean up, and hopefully he will continue to be sweet.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #46 October 24, 2005 I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jasonRose 0 #47 October 24, 2005 Quotehave her call me Roy To late!! We are back in the sadle again!!! All is good thank god I didn't take some of the advice in here. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #48 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuotehave her call me Roy To late!! We are back in the sadle again!!! All is good thank god I didn't take some of the advice in here. Well thats great! Glad you worked it out! Now, back to the thread! SEX, I NEED SEX!!!!! *** F LORIDA! 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Broke 0 #38 October 24, 2005 QuoteA friend of mine calls chicks ribs. As in, "Hey, Rib! Go get me a beer!" chicks rib beer sounds like some good ole BBQ... mmm stop making me hungeryDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #39 October 24, 2005 You guys are sad. SAD!!! No wonder you only get laid on the rare occassion when a chick is drunk! Do you think it was your idea to sleep with her? No! It was her's. My best reason to be a girl is: I know when I go out on a date if there is going to be sex or not, the guy can only wonder! The decision was made long ago! Anyway, try some of the recommendations and you can call her anything you want. Anyway, the last guy that followed my ideas saved his marriage and they had another kid! Now they are super happy! Anyway, wonder why I am still single?? Good luck! Let me know if any of it works! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #40 October 24, 2005 QuoteDo you think it was your idea to sleep with her? No! It was her's. Now, there is this thing called, "mutual consent," I seem to recall as being sorta part of the equation, but that was before I was introduced to roofies. QuoteMy best reason to be a girl is: I know when I go out on a date if there is going to be sex or not, the guy can only wonder! Funny. I've got the same thing going on, and I don't even have a DNA Dumpster(TM)! On that note, perhaps it's less a stick-or-hole thing and more a personality thing? QuoteAnyway, the last guy that followed my ideas saved his marriage and they had another kid! Now they are super happy! And you're bragging about that? QuoteAnyway, wonder why I am still single?? Poor hygiene? (edit to modify item possibly misconstrued as a pa, fought through system outages for that one! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #41 October 24, 2005 (Poor Hygiene??) Ha ha, very funny. Maybe I am just fussy. A girl has to have her standards!! Maybe I will come to the states to find a man, I am all done here! And yes I am proud that I managed to save a marriage and a family stayed together. I never had that as a kid. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #42 October 24, 2005 Why is it that a man has to go above and beyond his normal personality to get laid by his SO? When two people love each other, they have sex. They do not use sex as a tool or withhold sex because they are upset. I think it is not only unfair but quite mean. All you girls who justify with-holding sex, think of how it would feel to be refused sex and the reason being "you dont hold me enough" you didnt bring me flowers today" "you havent kissed my ass enough today" etc etc A man is generally so much more upfront with who they are then women. They dont test the relationship, they dont test the love, they just exsist in what makes them happy. Sex is just as much for the woman as it is for the man. Granted both sides dont always want to every day but if you are seeing a person everyday , and having sex with them once a month. Something is WRONG. How about we turn this to the other side... men start refusing us... what if one day women woke up and realized what sex is about? Sex is sex is sex is sex. If your not having it with him, he should be allowed to go somewhere else to get it. Sex is not earnedSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #43 October 24, 2005 Yeah but why would I want to refuse sex. I lie sex... a lot . I don't think I could ever refuse sex no matter how ill or tired I am. I one time had sex while in the middle of an onset of a Migrane, now that hurt a hell of a lot, and in retrospect whil the sex was good it wasn't as good as it could have been because or the distracion that felt like someone smacking me in the head with a hammer. Here is another suggestion that no one put forth. Take her skydiving. Skydiving+beer=sex(usually) something about the combination of adreanlyn and alcohol that makes the magic happen. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #44 October 24, 2005 My post had nothing to do with the whole thing of withholding sex, I was aiming at getting people to see what they can do make the person feel better about themselves. It was not meant as a bribe in any way. I have found in my experience that women are animals. They find a man that is good enough to provide for them and procreate with them and look after them and their offspring. If they are not feeling this, they don't have that same affinity / affection for their SO/partner/husband. If we could understand why girls keep on looking after their men (cooking, cleaning, feeding, nurturing) while the guy gets lazy, (couch, remote, football) then we could save many relationships. I would like to find more men paying attention to their women like they did in the beginning of a relationship. Calls, surprises, affection.... That is what this post is about. Not bribery or withholding. In fact, the woman should not really notice all this, she should just feel a stronger animal affinity to the man. It is a natural, sexual animal urge that needs to be re-lit. In a relationship, once a day would be great! I am the last one to refuse a shag, believe me! Oh, and I am the last person to be stressed about money or posessions either - A good friendship and bond is all I need. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #45 October 24, 2005 lol that post sounds so much like what I would say. I dont think I could refuse sex... Then again my SO wouldnt either and I was well aware of his lack of ability to clean up, and hopefully he will continue to be sweet.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #46 October 24, 2005 I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #47 October 24, 2005 Quotehave her call me Roy To late!! We are back in the sadle again!!! All is good thank god I didn't take some of the advice in here. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #48 October 24, 2005 QuoteQuotehave her call me Roy To late!! We are back in the sadle again!!! All is good thank god I didn't take some of the advice in here. Well thats great! Glad you worked it out! Now, back to the thread! SEX, I NEED SEX!!!!! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #49 October 24, 2005 Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #50 October 24, 2005 QuoteNow, back to the thread! SEX, I NEED SEX!!!!! Here is your advise: While at SDA this weekend... There will be a Large Green Van with Skydive the Farm Stickers on it. Simply enter the Van, Remove your clothes and all will be taken care of!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
