speedy 0 #1 October 26, 2005 Or this may happen to you Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #3 October 26, 2005 That is a bad idea!!! If you keep your jump #'s secret and someone finds out it will even worse for ya... Might as well tell some poeple and just take the pieing... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #4 October 26, 2005 That looks disgusting!!! Well leats its always available if you store it and get hungry a couple of mins later! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 October 26, 2005 QuoteThat is a bad idea!!! If you keep your jump #'s secret and someone finds out it will even worse for ya... Might as well tell some poeple and just take the pieing... amen to that. somone in manifest will talk, or a DZO, or you go to get your logbook signed... soo many ways to get caught!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #6 October 26, 2005 When I had exactly 99 jumps I got my first copy of my DZ's newsletter. The cover is attached. That was a congratulations kiss for a guy's 100th jump. Needless to say, I kept my 100th VERY quiet. Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #7 October 26, 2005 It is not the manifest people that start it is the jumpers you are friends with that will do the worst when they find out!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 October 26, 2005 QuoteIt is not the manifest people that start it is the jumpers you are friends with that will do the worst when they find out!! yes, but your "friends" will go to manifest to try to find out, then the sneaky mission impossible crap begins... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 October 26, 2005 That's bad... but not half as bad as the pieing that Peanut got a few years ago, a putrid concoction that could only be devised by the late Jan Davis from Lodi... I think canned cat food, peanut butter and tuna fish were among the ingredients, fermented in a hot car for 24 hours... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #10 October 26, 2005 I think it's etiquette to have at least 10 people staring at you and a vidiot point a camera at you, and the smell of caramel/apple/whipped cream. (100.1) FAA Cream Pie Rules (Subsection 100.1) - Strict rules regarding 100th jump pie projectile. (a) The pie projectile must be edible and refrigerated, with stiff whipped cream, to keep it of a less liquid consistency, to prevent dripping on the shirt of the victim. (b) Position the 100th victm in position in open space with at least 20 feet surrounding. The 100th jump victim shall not be wearing a rig, jumpsuit, helmet, or any electronic gear (including, but not limited to iPod, Neptune and ProTrack units). (c) Once the victim is positioned, the audience and video cameraman should be visible in the subject's field of view for approximately two seconds before the pie becomes visible. This stuns the victim with unexpected attention, in order to keep him stationary during the pie splat, and to give him sufficient warning to shield his eyes. (d) Once the pie becomes visible, permit a minimum of 0.3 seconds to allow the subject to close his eyes before the pie makes contact with the subject's face. This is necessary to avoid temporary blindmess by accidental contact of the eyes with the pie substance. Please verify critical inclusions in the dropzone liability insurance, to make sure it includes pie projectile coverage. (e) Any arbitrary random timing can be used for pie procedure initiation for maximum surprise value to the victim; however, rules c and d must be followed for safety and insurance purposes. (f) The pie shall be mashed into his face rather than thrown into his face, to avoid any pain, accidental inhalation of whipped cream, damage to eyes, and to prevent laundry or clothes change requirements. (g) The pie shall be of standard Frisby Aluminum Pie Pan 10" size. As a substitute, 8" to 12" is permitted. (h) Champagne is strictly optional. (i) It is permitted for the pie to be retroactive. However, all FAA pie rules must be followed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychick312 0 #11 October 26, 2005 Yep and you had better watch out for 2 particular girls at our DZ that find a lot of pleasure in pieing people and doing it when you least expect it!!!! Bwahahaa.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Be the change you wish to see in the world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
