FlankSteak 0 #1 October 27, 2005 I was invited up to my parents house this weekend (4 hour drive), but i told my mother I have a Halloween Boogie at Richland Sky Sports to go to this weekend. She then asked me if I was going as anything yet, and if not, she told me to shove an egg beater up my ass and go as a row boat. I love my mom, but damn... Do you guys have parents like this?______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 October 27, 2005 My dad has a Scot/Brit sense of humor, but nothing like your mom... he's more muted... I'm way more of a sicko... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #3 October 27, 2005 LOL....Wouldn't that make you a power boat. I hate it when moms screw up things like that.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #4 October 27, 2005 QuoteLOL....Wouldn't that make you a power boat. I hate it when moms screw up things like that.. dude, always there to lift my spirits ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #5 October 27, 2005 Good lord JD! With a mom like that, none of us should give you crap... She is way more creative than me, at least. That was funny. Seriously though, I am glad you will be there, I will leave Violet at home, you should be safe... ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #6 October 27, 2005 QuoteI was invited up to my parents house this weekend (4 hour drive), but i told my mother I have a Halloween Boogie at Richland Sky Sports to go to this weekend. She then asked me if I was going as anything yet, and if not, she told me to shove an egg beater up my ass and go as a row boat. I love my mom, but damn... Do you guys have parents like this? I love your mom too.... I hope my kid will be as scarred as you seem to be...lol. linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #7 October 27, 2005 My mum used to tell me to go stick a broomstick up my arse. Thats only because she was too much of a lazy bitch to do the sweeping herself www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #8 October 27, 2005 QuoteGood lord JD! With a mom like that, none of us should give you crap... She is way more creative than me, at least. That was funny. Seriously though, I am glad you will be there, I will leave Violet at home, you should be safe... That's a good thing because, your kid or not, the game is on!______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #9 October 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteI was invited up to my parents house this weekend (4 hour drive), but i told my mother I have a Halloween Boogie at Richland Sky Sports to go to this weekend. She then asked me if I was going as anything yet, and if not, she told me to shove an egg beater up my ass and go as a row boat. I love my mom, but damn... Do you guys have parents like this? I love your mom too.... I hope my kid will be as scarred as you seem to be...lol. linz I second that. I want to rule my (some day) children with FEAR and ridicule "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #10 October 27, 2005 Really *eybrow raised* and just what do you think you can do to me, hmmmmmmmmm? ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #11 October 27, 2005 QuoteReally *eybrow raised* and just what do you think you can do to me, hmmmmmmmmm? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #12 October 27, 2005 QuoteReally *eybrow raised* and just what do you think you can do to me, hmmmmmmmmm? It may not have been clear, I was talking about your kid.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 October 27, 2005 QuoteI was invited up to my parents house this weekend (4 hour drive), but i told my mother I have a Halloween Boogie at Richland Sky Sports to go to this weekend. She then asked me if I was going as anything yet, and if not, she told me to shove an egg beater up my ass and go as a row boat. I love my mom, but damn... Do you guys have parents like this? Are you sure she didn't mean PADDLE boat? Just curious.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #14 October 27, 2005 Oh, so now you are threatning the nine year girl who beat you up? lol, at least there was some question about me beating you, but come on, Violet already kicked your but! *kisses* ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #15 October 27, 2005 Not to be mean or anything but sounds like a travel agent for a guilt trip. Don't sweat it , go live your life and your mother will in time possibly, accept you for who you are and how you choose to live your life. Dont allow her that kind of control over you, Or she'll be pulling that one on you for the rest of her days. It is a healthy thing to learn to let your children go and live their own life, it is not healthy for her to do that to you and she must learn to let you go! Not stop loving you and respecting your decisions I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #16 October 27, 2005 QuoteNot to be mean or anything but sounds like a travel agent for a guilt trip. Don't sweat it , go live your life and your mother will in time possibly, accept you for who you are and how you choose to live your life. Dont allow her that kind of control over you, Or she'll be pulling that one on you for the rest of her days. It is a healthy thing to learn to let your children go and live their own life, it is not healthy for her to do that to you and she must learn to let you go! Not stop loving you and respecting your decisions Woh... It's all good.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 October 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteNot to be mean or anything but sounds like a travel agent for a guilt trip. Don't sweat it , go live your life and your mother will in time possibly, accept you for who you are and how you choose to live your life. Dont allow her that kind of control over you, Or she'll be pulling that one on you for the rest of her days. It is a healthy thing to learn to let your children go and live their own life, it is not healthy for her to do that to you and she must learn to let you go! Not stop loving you and respecting your decisions Woh... It's all good. Maybe you should change your avatar to a steam boat? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #18 October 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNot to be mean or anything but sounds like a travel agent for a guilt trip. Don't sweat it , go live your life and your mother will in time possibly, accept you for who you are and how you choose to live your life. Dont allow her that kind of control over you, Or she'll be pulling that one on you for the rest of her days. It is a healthy thing to learn to let your children go and live their own life, it is not healthy for her to do that to you and she must learn to let you go! Not stop loving you and respecting your decisions Woh... It's all good. Maybe you should change your avatar to a steam boat? What? Are you saying I have a hot ass? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 October 27, 2005 no - but the paddles kind of give it away.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #20 October 27, 2005 u probly deserved it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #21 October 27, 2005 Well, if it still has that beater up there... I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #22 October 27, 2005 You have to have an ass in order for it to be hot! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #23 October 27, 2005 QuoteYou have to have an ass in order for it to be hot! Oh come on, you couldn't keep your hands off my ass the last time you were down here - what are you talking about?______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 October 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou have to have an ass in order for it to be hot! Oh come on, you couldn't keep your hands off my ass the last time you were down here - what are you talking about? So what you are saying is that she is a Mother Slammer?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #25 October 27, 2005 That's how you remember it, huh? Let's see, the last time I saw you was in LP, and you were so sore you couldn't trun your head! ... Fear not death. Fear instead the unlived life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
