boinky 0 #1 October 27, 2005 So tell us which of these you can relate to personally and why. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #2 October 27, 2005 aren't they all positives though?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squink 0 #3 October 27, 2005 QuoteWARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. I'm all about the love... ...the door was open SKYDIVERGIRLS.COM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 October 27, 2005 QuoteSo tell us which of these you can relate to personally and why. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your clothes. Uh huh, it may also contribute to lack of knowledge of curent personal whereabouts WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. But it is SO IMPORTANT that you hear what I am saying - even though you cannot quite understand all of it WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. . . . IS THE ONLY way to get one's groove on WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. Sensitivity is a BAD thing? WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. Don't you ven TRY to tell me I can't - the melodical abilities that alcohol endows people with is nothing short of angelical WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-boyfriends are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. We Do! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. You are going to end up kissing them ANYWAY - whats the difference? WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. I am. [shrug] and I will go through much danger to prove this to you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. That is what happens when you are around ONE FUNNY MOTHER F****R? WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. No Comment WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. Impossible - See 3 warnings up? WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode. I don't get it - ?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 October 27, 2005 QuoteWARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked. I almost got my butt kicked when I 'hit' on the wrong girl in a bar years ago. My best friend had to hold off the boyfriend while at the same time getting the point across to me to back off! I remember it because it was the week after I'd been involved in a canopy collision that killed the other jumper and I wasn't doing too good mentally... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #6 October 27, 2005 Are those WARNINGS or AFFIRMATIONS?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 October 28, 2005 QuoteAre those WARNINGS or AFFIRMATIONS? That's what you're supposed to be telling US! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
