how to scam a scammer...

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Found this on thesamba.com
really funny.... I might have to start doing this only have them send checks to strip clubs or something..

Not too long ago I was selling a Porsche 356 kit car and received an inquiry from a woman named Sarah. As soon as I saw it I knew it was a scam, so I thought I would see how far I could take it. My wife said I missed my calling after she read the emails. Below are "copy and paste" versions of actual emails. I am ghost writing under the alias of "Iamas Cammer" (aka: I am a scammer). The italics are my commentary. The bold is Sarah's emails, and the underlined are my emails.





A nice woman named Sarah expressed interest in my Speedster I have for sale. Since her initial inquiry was written in broken English I sent her the following email (all emails from me are in italics while Sarah’s emails are bold). At this point I do not sign my name, just in the VERY off chance that she is legitimate


Sarah, where are you located?


Sarah writes back indicating she is from Austria…So I tell her how fond I am of that country and identify myself as my favorite guy Iamas Cammer ( AKA: I am a scammer). Are there really fiords in Austria?

Sarah,
Austria is a very beautiful country. I love the beautiful fiords that litter the countryside. How can we work a deal for my vehicle?
Sincerely,
Iamas Cammer


Sarah pulls no punches and gets right down to business…..

Hello,

Thanks for the mail.I will like to inform you that i am highly interested in the car.the last offer is ok by me.Actually the car was needed for a wedding presentation.So my secretary will be issuing you a (Cashier )check worth of USD$13.500 for the payment and shipping charges of the car after you might have sent me this following information below.

Your name in full....

Your contact home address to send the check to not P.O.BOX.....

Your contact home,office and cell phone number.

As soon as this is recieved i will immidietly forward it to her inorder for her to issue you the check.I promise that as soon as the check is sent to you i will update you ok.And i will like you to promise me that as soon as you recieve the check you will deduct your own USD$10.500 for the payment of the car and send the remaining funds of USD$3000 to my shipping agency the same day you do recieve the check via any western union money transfer in your location who will be coming for the pick-up of the car in your destination to mine. I waits your favourable response ok?

Regards,


Based her her mastery of the English language I expertly deduct that she is one of the infamous “Nigerian Scammers”. We all know how I love to play with them. Lets begin the game by throwing out the bait…..

Sarah,
That sounds like a solid business transaction. Currently I am abroad traveling for my business. I am the owner, and sole shareholder of a company called Fibertech Blastings Incorporated (F.B.I.). We sell clothing designed to protect our military in the event of a land mine, or rocket, or large caliber projectile. F.B.I.'s primary products are vests manufacturered from the bark of the wabawaba tree. These trees are relatively rare but have bark up to 36" thick. When we find these trees we clear cut the entire forest to obtain this valuable material. Since I began F.B.I. several years ago our sales have grown to over $500 million dollars per year.
As I stated earlier, I am traveling in search of a new supply of these wabawaba trees, in Iceland and will be unavailable to personally handle this transaction. I will intruct my Vice President Mr. Michael Ward to handle the details. Would it be OK for you to send these funds directly to Mr. Ward? If so I can send you the information you require for mailing the check to Mr. Ward at my F.B.I. headquarters.
Please let me know so I can inform Mr. Ward

Sarah responds that the deal is a go and asks for the mailing info. Another check going to my buddy FBI Special Agent Michael Ward….with VERY explicit instructions.

OK, Sarah, here is how we should do this deal. You MUST send via Federal Express. We receive so many pieces of mail in a week that it will surely get lost if it is sent any other way. Send the check to my company headquarters at the following address:

F.B.I.
Suite 600
One Center Plaza
Boston, Massachusetts 02108
Attn: Michael B. Ward
(617) 742-5533

Also, include a note with the check that says the following:

"Dear Mr. Ward,
Please find my check in the amount of $13,500 for payment for your car. You should Western Union me the balance of $3500.00 at the following (insert specific western union info here). I look forward to getting $3000 of your money
Sincerely,
Iamas Cammer"

This way Mr. Ward will know that I have authorized this business transaction since no one else other than you and I that this note will exist. Be sure to provide him the details of your Western Union information.

Please forard to me directly the Fed-Ex tracking number so I can tell Mr. Ward that the check is coming.

Best wishes in business

Iamas Cammer




She likes it…she really likes it! Its hard to believe…no wait, not really that hard. Looks like Sarah is gonna be out of the money it takes to send a check from Nigeria to America OVERNIGHT!

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.I will like to inform you that i have recieved the info you sent to me concerning the sending of the check and i have passed it down to my secretary who is going to issue and send the check ok.So when the check is ready to be sent i will notify you and i have also told my secretary to include the note you instrcut me to do.So i will like you to kindly tell mr Michael B. Ward to get the excess funds that will be sent to my preferable shipping company ready so that once he recieves the check he can go and transfer it to them via western union.I will locate him some werstern union outlet that he can do that asap.Get back to me if this is clear.
Regards And Have A Wonderful Day*!


I am feeling very generous since I got such a great deal on my Wasawaba (or is it Wabawaba?) trees.


Sandra,
Very clear indeed. Mr. Ward has access to over $100 million in excess cash thay my corporation has hidden in various accounts around the world under several dummy shell corporate names. $3000 will be no problem at all. In fact, since you have done this transaction in such a speedy fashion, and due to the fact that I have discovered an enourmous grove of Wasawaba trees here in Iceland that the owner is welling to sell me for three full grown reindeer (1 male and 2 female), I am willing to reduce the price of my car to $9,500.00. I will just increase the size of the Western Union transfer to $4,500.00 if that is OK for you? Please provide to me the tracking number from Fed-Ex so I can keep Mr. Ward up to date as to when the check should arrive. It is good to be doing business with you and I await the name of your agent who will receive the excess funds.

Sincerely from Iceland

Iamas Cammer


Sarah now writes the VERY detailed shipping letter. Western Union now going to Russia…interesting.

Thanks for the mail.I got a confirmation from my secretary that the check has been sent to Mr B Ward today and that when he his back in office he will give me the courier tracking number in which the check has been sent .And that he has attached this following document you insrtucted me to attached when sending the check.Here is the info below.

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.Here is the name and address of my shipping agency below.
Name- MONDIU. A.AJAYI
Add- 197046 Pasadskaya St Petersurg St.
Bolshaya House 7 Apt 23,
7812 Russia.
E-mail- worldwide_shipping_cargo@operamail.com
So once you recieve the check you are to transfer the excess funds to them the same day you do recieve the check via western union ok.And get back to me with the details of the transfer listed below as well.
Sender's Name--------
Reciever's Name-------------MONDIU. A.AJAYI
Reciever's Add---------------197046 Pasadskaya St Petersurg St.
Bolshaya House 7 Apt 23,
7812 Russia
Text Question And Answer-------------
Amount Sent Afetr Deducting Wiring Charges-------------------
MTCN(Money Transfer Control Number--------------------------------
As soon as this is sent to me and them they will immeidiately go and have the funds picked up ok.But just to let you have this in hand than when the check arrive ok.I hope to read from you soon and the arrival of the check in your location.
Regards And Stay Blessed!*
Mrs Sarah Jones.....
So kindly get back to me if this is ok.So that i can also get back to you with the courier tracking number.
Regards And Stay Blessed.!*
Mrs sarah Jones.......


Wow, I wonder how a business woman like Sarah knows someone in Russia? She must be very worldly! And she’s blessing me. How can I do this to someone who is blessing me? Very easily!

Sarah,
It is good that we are doing business together I await the fed-ex tracking number so that I may confirm the checks arrival and instruct Mr. Ward to issue you the refund check.

Sincerely in Business,

Iamas Cammer
F.B.I.

Oops…I said I would issue her a refund “check”…..thats not good. She needs a Western Union wire transfer so when her check bounces she already has my money. Don’t worry, she quickly corrects me.


Hello,

Thanks for the mail.I will mail you tracking very soon ok.The balance will be sent in cash via western union ok and not in check.So pls be notified ok.

Regards

Gotta set the record straight. Don’t worry….you’ll get your Western Union Money Order Sarah….if the FBI wants to send it!

Correct, my mistake....Western Union is Ok with me. Waiting for the tracking number so I can inform Mr. Ward.


Ah yes…the ever present computer problem. Must have jammed trying to make that fake check!

hello thanks for the responce i will like you to know why i dont reply to your mail since all thit days. i have a problem with my computer sestem but now is better. so i have instucted my secetry to issue the ckeck to your headquarters so as soon as they recieve the check thay will transfer the remaining ballance to my shipping company througt western union money transfer so thay can come for the pick up as soon as thay do so. pls kindly get back to me soonset.
thanks
best regard
sarah..


Time to get a little angry and bring Sarah back into line! Are there really Portuguese Eskimos?

Sarah,
I have been waiting VERY patiently for you to submit the check via FEDERAL EXPRESS so that I can instruct Mr. Ward to issue you the Western Union refund. I have had Mr. Ward on notice. I am still traveling abroad, but am ready to authorize the release of the Western union transfer only AFTER I have received your check. My business is booming, and I have now discovered another grove of Wabawaba trees in Antarctic and am in intense negotiations with a group of Portuguese Eskimos for the harvesting rights. Please forward to me the FED-EX tracking numbers so I may authorize the transfer.
Sincerely,
Iamas Cammer


Darn computer makes my “I”s look lime “L”s! Now instead of “Iamas” she keeps calling me “Lamas”! Well it looks like Russia is out and Nigeria is in. It seems all the scammers send the money to Lagos, Nigeria…..must be the only Western Union office in the country!

hello lamas,
thanks for co_operation i have spoken to my secetry she he has send the check, so by wenesday morning i will send you the tracking number as soon as i receive it from my secetry i will send it to you, how far about your business hope everything is going fine according to plan so glory be to god, so i will like you to contact mr ward that immdeitly i send you the (tracking number)to you should intruct mr ward to go and send the remaining balance to my shipper. because they about to move from their location so i will like him to send the fund as soon as possible, so inorder for them to come for the pick_up of the car as soon as possible.

this are the information bellow for the transfer of the excess funds for the shipper

Sender's Name--------

Reciever's Name-------------HOPE EZECHUKWU

Reciever's Add---------------no, 10 maryland close

lagos

Nigeria

Text Question And Answer-------------

Amount Sent Afetr Deducting Wiring Charges-------------------

MTCN(Money Transfer Control Number--------------------------------

As soon as this is sent to me and them they will immeidiately go and have the funds picked up ok.But just to let you have this in hand than when the check arrive ok.I hope to read from you soon and the arrival of the check in your location.

Regards And Stay Blessed!*

Mrs Sarah stone.....


So I wait patiently……

AM SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPOND AND I WAS ON HOLIDAY AND AM JUST BACK HOME,BUT LET ME ASSURE THAT THE CHEQUE WILL GET TO MR.WARD HIM TOMMOROW AND I WILL WANT YOU TO CONFIRM TO ME AS SOON AS HE RECEIVE THE CHEQUE.

ALSO I HAVE PUT THE INFORMATION HE WILL BE TRANSFERING THE MONEY WITH THE CHEQUE HE WILL RECEIVE AND AS SOON AS HE RECEIVE I WILL BE EXPECTING THE WESTERN UNION DETAILS FROM YOU,SO WE PROCEED ON THE SHIMENT.

ONCE AGAIN AM SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPOND AND FOR THE DELAY OF THE PAYMENT,ALSO MY SHIPPER WILL NEED TO TALK TO YOU OR MR.WARD ABOUT THE PICK UP,PLEASE CAN YOU CONFIRM TO ME WHO WILL BE PICKING UP THE PHONE.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.

SARAH..........



Sarah is looking for some real details…I’ll give her some details! I just love the “Attache’ (case)” line!

Sarah,
Since I am still traveling abroad, Mr. Ward will be handling all of the specific details of this transaction, once I have given him authority to do so. I have not discussed this deal with him yet, since I really don't trust the man to remember the specific details of this deal. Once I receive the tracking number from you, I will contact him via remote, secure satellite phone, and provide him the details of our deal. He will then execute them immediately. Besides his job with me he is the Second Attache' (case) for the Dominican Republic. In that role as Second Attache' (case) he is responsible for scheduling the importation of bananas from the Dominican Republic though the Ministry of Agriculture there. As Second Attache' (case) he is an intellectual individual, yet still quite non-detail oriented.
I am sure you understand, being the business woman that you are.
I await your email with the tracking number.
Sincerely Bless in the business deal,
Iamas Cammer


Well alrighty….looks like our country’s fine Federal Bureau of Investigation is significantly richer….oh yeah, it’s a bad check. Hope they don’t try to cash it….. I wonder who A. O’Keefe is???

hello lamas
thanks for the quick responce i will like you to understand that mr.
A.O KEEFE have recieve the check for mr.ward so please kindly call mr ward to know more information about the transaction so get back to me as soon as possible.
thanks regard

mrs sarah.


Time to start getting Mrs. Sarah (I thought Sarah was her FIRST name???) concerned…a little at first, I’ll drop the bomb later.

Sarah,
I am not familiar with a Mr. O'Keefe. Please send me the tracking number so I can have Mr. Ward track it down.
Sincerely
Iamas Cammer


Oh…poor Sarah is out the $88 it cost to send a check from Nigeria to the US. Looks like it arrived safe and sound in Boston. I think I will give her a few days before I break the news to her that she shipped it to the wrong address and that a lot of people who work for me seem to be disappearing. I hope she won’t be upset…

hello lamas.
thank for the mail i will like you to know that the check arrive today to Mr.A O Keefe in your location so i will forward you the tracking number so you can contact mr.ward for more information about the transaction. because i have contact my shipper to be get ready for the pick_up of the car. so have you call mr.ward to know the person that receive the check so you can intruct him to western union the remaining ballance to them so they can cone for the pick_up of the car in your location. pleasae kindly do me a fovour to call mr.ward may be is not arroud when the check arrive today. this is the fedex tracking confirmation bellow:
Signed for by A.O KEEFE

Ship date Oct 27, 2004

Delivery date Oct 29, 2004 8:59 AM

Delivery location BOSTON, MA

Delivered to Mailroom

Service type Priority Envelope

Weight 0.5 kgs.

Status Delivered
And also here is the tracking number below:[Tracking number (848725000731)

so i will look foward to your quick responce.
thanks
sarah.


Lets slowing torment my little scammer friend Sarah. Every day that goes by gives the bank longer to clear the check, so she will surely be right after me to locate Mr. Ward. I am not exactly sure if Bora Bora is close to Iceland, but I think not. I was tempted to use the term “Bat phone” but chose to be more colorful.

Sarah,
Something unusual is happening. Mr. Ward is not answering his red satellite phone. It is highly unusual since he keeps it with him 24 hours a day as it is our direct line of communication. I have also tried him on his yellow phone (used as his official phone for his business as the chief Dominican Republic Attache' (case) banana importer..) and he is still not answering. I am currently waiting to catch a plane out of Bora Bora and will remain ever vigilant in my attempts to reach him. Something appears very, very wrong. I hope that this Mr. O'Keefe does not have something to do with all of this.
May I ask if you enclosed the note to Mr. Ward as I suggested?
I will keep you posted regarding my attempts.
Chow!
Iamas Cammer


Sarah gets back to me right away. She seems to know the staff of my company…now if I only had a company or a staff we would be all set! She wants to call Mr. Ward. Maybe I should give her his number?

hello
i will like you to give me mr.ward phone number i am trying to reach mih with the phone munber you gave to me is not going. so pls kindly get back to me with mr.ward phone number so i can contact him to tell him about the transaction because i atached a note of my shipper with the check you told me to atached. you told me that you currently waiting to catch a plane out of bora bora so are you traviling to america back so kindly get back to me as soon as possible you told me that you dont know mr.o.a.kefee i beleive that is one of your co worker in your company in plaza. so kindly get back to me asap.
sarah



Not sure if this email got to her since a subsequent email from her indicated that she had a new email address.

Sarah,
Please...oh please....tell me you DID NOT send the check to Suite 600....
Concerned,
Iamas Cammer


Time to change emails. Most of the scammers I have dealt with seem to change emails half way through the process. Not exactly sure why, but they do. She is still blessing me so that’s good I guess.

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.I will like to inform you that the check has been sent to you and you will be recieving it soonest by this coming week ok.So what i want you to do for me now is to just do not mail me again to my id in sarahstone2004@linuxmail.org cos i have some few problems with it and i can not have an access to it again.So when ever you need in contacting me pls mail me back at my new id at this mail sarahstone2004@graffiti.net,I will be in expecting of your mail and the arrival of the check in your location.

Regards And Stay Blessed!!!!!

Mrs Sarah Jones.........


OK…time to get Sarah worrying. I need to brush up on my geography. To get to America from Iceland would you go through Bora Bora and then Belgium? Introduced a new character into the fray. Mr. Youra Nass (AKA: Your an ass) is trying to protect me from the impending FBI action…You just gotta like my sign-off…”Currently in hiding”

Sarah,
Please tell me that you DID NOT mail the check to Suite 600! Did you? I sincerely hope not! Let me know if you did and I will explain.
I have not made it to America yet. While on a layover in Belgium I received a curious page from my Second Vice Assistant Director Youra Nass which suggested it may be best for me not to return at this time.
Please confirm the address which you sent the check to and I will explain further.
Currently in hiding,
Iamas Cammer


Sarah sends me this message…She seems too relaxed. Almost like she is ignoring my other message.

Hello Iamas Cammer.

Thanks for the mail.Well i have contacted my secretary that issue and send you the check and he made it known to me that the check will be delivered this week ok.So pls i am so sorry for the delay in thr recieving of the check ok.Get back to me once the check has been recieved ok.

Regards.


OK, time to drop the bomb and send her running. I have not had a scammer come back after the “oops you sent it to the FBI by mistake” message. Lets see if she bites or if she has learned her lesson…

Sarah,
I write to you from the beaches of southern Belgium. I have news, and unfortunately it is not good, especially for me but probably OK for you. Apparently you sent the check to Suite 600, not Suite 60. My suite number is 60. After checking the Federal Express web site I determined you sent it to Suite 600. Suite 600 is the local office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, also know as the FBI. As I am sure you are aware, the FBI investigates criminal activity for our Federal Government. Being that my corporate name is similar, we occasionally get each others mail, and it has not been a problem in the past. However, shortly after this check was received, my corporate headquarters was raided by the FBI and all my employees were detained and my equipment was seized, including all my computer systems and emails. Most of my staff is being held at Guantanomo Bay under deplorable conditions. Mr. Ward has not been heard from since the first day, and I assume he is under interrogations, or possibly worse. I had forwarded all of our emails to Mr. Ward in preparation of our deal, so I think that the FBI is aware of our dealings. However, since this was such a minor transaction I do not know why it may have triggered such a swift investigation by them.
Between you and I, I should tell you that I have done some questionable business deals and have passed a few checks that were forgeries. I often created fake checks and have scammed the Eskimos out of their Wasawaba trees as I thought I was out of the reach of the law, since I was doing most of my business abroad. However, it does now appear that the FBI may be taking this fake check thing VERY seriously. Again, I don't think you have ANYTHING to worry about since our business transaction was totally proper, and you should not worry about any of the FBI agents coming to visit you, or your shipper. At least I don't think you should worry....
Lets consider a way of continuing this business transaction. I have another office in California that is basically a boiler room operation, and I do not think the FBI knows about it. In fact, my agent Youra Nass works there, and he is the one that have been communicating with me. If you would like to send a replacement check to that location I think we can still do business. I will even deduct $500.00 off the price of the car for the extra expense it will cost you.
What do you say Sarah? Shall we try again?
Be safe, and should you see anyone around your home watching it, please do not admit to knowing me, or anything about this transaction...I do not want you to be detained as well.
Sincerely Safe on the Beaches of Brussels
Iamas Cammer


THE CHEQUE HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO THE ADDRESS YOU GAVE ME AND I HAVE JUST CONFIRMTHISFROMFEDEX OFFICE AND I WILL WANT YOU TO GET INTOUCH WITH MR.WARD AND CONFIRMTHIS FROM HIM.


Sarah,
As I have explained, Mr. Ward is currently being detained by my Government. I have been unable to reach him. You sent the check to the wrong Suite number, and now my business has collapsed. I have been told that I am on the FBI most wanted list, and a warrant has been issued for my arrest. I can only assume it is due to my business dealings, and I can only hope that they do not assume you were involved. According to my operative (Youra Nass), most of my employees have been detained, and a full scale investigation has been launched. Again, should anyone identify you from the information you sent me regarding the Western union refund, please deny any knowledge of knowing me, or Mr. Ward. Based on the information supplied to me by Youra Nass, I would not be surprised if you are identified and are being sought for questioning. Stay low if you can!
Now, have you given any consideration to sending a replacement check to my other office?
Wanted by the Feds,
Iamas Cammer


I can’t believe it! She comes back! She is awfully confident that she can’t be touched by the long arm of the law. Well if she wants to kick out another $88 to Fed-Ex a new check then who am I to say no!

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.Since you have said all this and i will also assure you that when the FBI comes to my house i will never tell them anything about this ok.But i want you to also promise me that the same day you do recieve the check you will surely transfer the excess funds that will be send to the shipping agency inorder for them to come for the immediate pick-up on time within the next 48 hours.Get back to me with the address and full details of sending the check to your new place.Get back asap.No problem we can go ahead ok.

Regards.

Be rest assured nothing is going to happen ok.

Mrs Sarah Jones


Sarah just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I am tormented being away from “the homeland”, but business needs prevail. I was going to send the check to the California FBI office, but I though that maybe Boston and New Haven offices could get together and chat more easily.

Sarah,
Thank you for your kind words, and re-assurances. I miss my homeland, but soon hope that this will all clear up, and my Government will realize that it was all just a mis-understanding. I have spoken again to Mr. Yuora Nass. We discussed sending the replacement check to my California office. Unfortuneatly he feels that it may be under surveillance. There has been several different homeless people near the office, and Mr. Youra Nass feels they may be undercover agents. He has suggested that you send the Cashiers Check to our New Haven Connecticut address. This office is relatively small (about 250 employees), and Youra Nass feels that it is more secure then the California office. Since I am currently abroad I have to follow his advice. Again, we will need to send the check via Federal Express so it will not get lost, and go through my standard accounting process which would take 6-8 weeks before I could authorize the Western Union transfer. Since Mr. Ward is no where to be found, you will need to send the check to my second assistant vice commander Mr. Michael J. Wolf. To ensure that this check gets directly into his hand I suggest the followng note be included:

"Dear Mr. Wolf:
Enclosed please find a new check that replaces the check I sent to Mr. Ward at your F.B.I. Boston's office. Please issue a Western union refund for the balance as soon as you get this check. Do not wait for the check to clear as Youra Nass as authorized an immediate release of the funds via Western union. I am working closely with Iamas Cammer on this deal so your urgent attention is required. If you are able to locate Mr. Ward please feel free to discuss this transaction with him.
Sincerely
Sarah Jones"

As you can see I would like to get as many people involved as possible since I cannot be there to handle it myself. here is the mailing address of Fibertech Balistics Inc. (FBI), New Haven Office.
Michael J. Wolf
600 State Street
New Haven CT 06511
203.777.6311
May blessings fill your heart
Iamas Cammer

So can you believe it?? Sarah apparently sends me another check! I have never seen such a determined scammer. There are about 20 FBI offices…I wonder how many I can convince her to send a check to?

Hello,
Thanks for the mail.I have sent you the check and it will be delivered to you by latest next week ok.So pls i have also include the intruction being given to me by you that i should attach which i have done as weel when sending the check.So i will be in expecting of your mail and on the arrival of the check in your location ok.
Regards And Many Thanks...
Mrs Sarah Jones...



Time to get a little silly. I just love the old “bat” phone reference.

Sarah,
I am pleased we can continue to do business, despite the tragic events of the past week. Youra Nass and I have been in contact via the BAT (Ballistic Accessory Telephone) phone, and he has communicated to Mr. Wolf to be expecting a check. Please forward the tracking number of the FED-EX package, and I will inform Youra Nass of the checks arrival via the BAT phone. Mr. Wolf understands that he should issue the refund, via Western Union to you within 11 hours of receipt of the cashiers check from you. Be blessed.
Wanted...but not convicted yet,
Iamas Cammer


Looks like Sarah doesn’t like the expense of Fed-Ex. She wants to go the cheaper route. Hmmmm.

Hello,
Thanks for the mail..I will like to inform you that the tracking number will be sent to you but the only problem is that the check was sent through ups courier service and not fedral express.So kindly accept my offer and get back to me asap.

Regards.


Well if Sarah wants to play with the big boys she is gonna have to pay. Of course I will offer her the option of sending it UPS but the check will need to clear first. I am sure she won’t want THAT to happen. It’s always good to give choices is my motto.

I am sorry Sarah, but unfortuneatly UPS Courier Service will not deliver to my New Haven location. It is not in a great part of town, and they have notified me that they will not deliver to that exact address, only to the Post Office Box associated with my business. If you send it via UPS Courier it will go to my PO Box, and be picked up by our mail servant who will deposit it with all the other checks. if you need to do it this way that will be OKAY, but please realize that it will then take 8 weeks before the accounting department will allow the Western union refund to be issued. It's up to you. If you don't mind the delay then please ship it UPS Courier. If you are in need of the refund sooner, then Fed-Ex is the best option.
Still hiding from the law,
Iamas Cammer


At this point Sarah discontinued all cpntact with me. I had lots of fun with her, but maybe someone can read this and understand how these scammers work.

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What fun..................fiords in Austria and Portuguese Eskimos. I never spent that much time. I would just respond in email with an attachment that supposedly contained "My banking information." I would just pick something nice from my library of viruses and get a nice chuckle when they would email back that they had "trouble" opening the file.