Why did the chicken cross the road?? (graphic)

[BillyVance 35]

Why did the chicken cross the road??










To get a look at the Porsche going 220 kph!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[airtwardo 7]

KFC has REALLY FAST food!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[waltappel 1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road??

I can hear it now, up in chicken heaven, there is a chicken answering the obvious question with,
"Tastes just like Porche."

Walt












To get a look at the Porsche going 220 kph!

[airtwardo 7]

"Tastes just like Porche."


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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?


Porcupine has the prick on OUTSIDE!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[highfly 0]

Its lucky it hit the centre of the screen.
Imagine if it hit the driver's side. <- insert chicken here


Check this dude in Saigon that had the same thing happen.
He was only doing 20khp too

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[airtwardo 7]

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Its lucky it hit the centre of the screen.
Imagine if it hit the driver's side. <- insert chicken here


Check this dude in Saigon that had the same thing happen.
He was only doing 20khp too

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The Horror.....The HORROR!

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[Mike111 0]

Economical but disgusting!

[shunkka 0]

grrrrrrrr
no
nooo
not a porscheeeeeee

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[riddler 0]

Judging by the splatter on the headrests, it doesn't look like there was a driver or passenger. Was this a test with one of those chicken-launching guns?

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[JohnMitchell 16]

Good thing it wasn't a deer!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Judging by the splatter on the headrests, it doesn't look like there was a driver or passenger. Was this a test with one of those chicken-launching guns?

That's what I was thinking - Unless the driver ducked REALLY FAST!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumper03 0]

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Why did the chicken cross the road??

Billy...don't you read the comics? This very question was addressed yesterday.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[flefly 0]

why did the pervert cross the road ?




because he was stuck up the chicken.

"Message from the dark side, there is"
Yoda

[Pawel 0]

What did the chicken say before hitting the windsheild?..


Assholeee

[turtlespeed 226]

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What did the chicken say before hitting the windsheild?..


Assholeee

That was the last thing to go through his mind, at least

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BillyVance 35]

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Assholeee

That was the last thing to go through his mind, at least

well, it's more meaningful than that stupid "AFLAC!" duck!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Rebecca 0]

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Assholeee

That was the last thing to go through his mind, at least

Hahahaha!! Last thing!! Hahaha!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[turtlespeed 226]

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Assholeee

That was the last thing to go through his mind, at least

Hahahaha!! Last thing!! Hahaha!

Kind of a shitty thought actually.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BGill 0]

it looks like there could've been a driver, he just seems to have been all the way to the left side of his side, as if he had his arm out th window or something of that nature

[BillyVance 35]

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What did the chicken say before hitting the windsheild?..


Assholeee

That was the last thing to go through his mind, at least

Hahahaha!! Last thing!! Hahaha!

Kind of a shitty thought actually.

Kind of like the movie "A Fish Called Wanda" where that dude's hanging on the airplane window frame on take off, gets blown off and screams "ASSHOLE!!"

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[hungarianchick 0]

UGH! Does chicken come off leather upholstery?

"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."

[BillyVance 35]

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UGH! Does chicken come off leather upholstery?

It might be easier to clean off leather than fabric, as far as getting the smell out, but you might still end up with blood stains...

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[Broke 0]

saddle soap is great stuff... if that dosen't work die the interior red... then again it's a porsche they can afford the new interior or they can just use the escuse I was getting tired of that car anyway.

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[airtwardo 7]

It might be easier to clean off leather than fabric, as far as getting the smell out, but you might still end up with blood stains...


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Ahhh Yes...the Good Old Days!

Riding around with a body in the trunk...
all kinds of liquids seeping through the matress cover turned bodybag...

Those late night stops at an all night Wal-Mart to shop the pool section for approprate 'stain removers' before dumping the stolen car in another city.....

Now THERE'S some Scary Stories From The Old Days these guys would LOVE to hear!

OH SHIT...did I say that OUT LOUD!

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[diverdriver 7]

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Good thing it wasn't a deer!

Umm... I just hit a deer yesterday morning. Damn lucky it didn't come through the windshield. Hit it doing about 70 mph. Had my new car about a month. Glad it wasn't in my Honda. My Impala is pretty banged up but it certainly made it better for me. The deer, as you can imagine, did not survive.