I have got to . . .

[turtlespeed 226]

Just to help you laugh . . .

18 Signs You're Flat Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

11. At communion you go back for seconds.

12. You wash your toilet paper.

13. You have to save up to be poor.

14. You're in college.

15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.

16. You owe yourself money.

17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.

18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Thanatos340 1]

19. You are a Skydiver.

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19. You are a Skydiver.

20. You're still a student after the age of 30...

[Rebecca 0]

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You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

It's not? DAMN IT!! That was my backup!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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19. You are a Skydiver.

20. You're still a student after the age of 30...

You're old???

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19. You are a Skydiver.

20. You're still a student after the age of 30...

[Mike111 0]

i can believe that one!!!!

[lisamariewillbe 1]

he thinks anyone over 16 is old....

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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he thinks anyone over 16 is old....

Sudsy's just a baby boy??

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

Sudsy is an OLD man himself

right suds?

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

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19. You are a Skydiver.

20. You're still a student after the age of 30...

You're old???

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he thinks anyone over 16 is old....

Sudsy's just a baby boy??

Don't let my cheeky, braces-filled grin fool ya... I know *exactly* what I'm doing.

[swedishcelt 0]

whatevah...

[lisamariewillbe 1]

actually I think hes in his mid 40s ,

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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actually I think hes in his mid 40s ,

Keep fantasizing, babe.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

not about you....gay guys dont turn me on .... butt munch

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

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Keep fantasizing, babe

you are older than 40?!?!?!?

WOW

Life is not fair and there are no guarantees...

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actually I think hes in his mid 40s ,

who you kiddin? i'm old enough to be suds' daddy...

who's yo daddy?

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[lisamariewillbe 1]

you are you are

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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not about you....gay guys dont turn me on .... butt munch

LOL You called Sudsy a 'butt munch'! xox

[SudsyFist 0]

You both are soooooo gonna get it. Ever see how lightning splits a tree?

[swedishcelt 0]

Baby I AM the lightning.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

whose dick you gonna use? Obviously not yours Vroom

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[swedishcelt 0]

Bwahhaahaaa!!!


He couldn't handle the both of us in a million fn' years.

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Baby I AM the lightning.

H.. H... HHHHHHHOTTTTTTTTT!!!