Why Men & Women Can't Communicate

[gemini 0]

We have different dictionaries!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

Blue skies,

Jim

[swedishcelt 0]

This is just sexist BS.

[airtwardo 7]

This is just sexist BS.

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I see that what we have here is a failure to communicate!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[SudsyFist 0]

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This is just sexist BS.

I agree. It's not a problem with differing definitions; it's just that women don't listen.

[swedishcelt 0]

This by someone who doesn't have ears.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

what was that? I didnt hear you

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[BillyVance 35]

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what was that? I didnt hear you

stop pretending to be deaf!!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[SudsyFist 0]

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This by someone who doesn't have ears.

I feel your vibe.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

dude talk ot me in sign I cant hear you

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[simplyputsi 0]

I thought it was because I couldn't stop looking at her boobs while she talked and then when I would talk she was looking at my goods.

Huh? What did you say. Yes, uh huh. Sure.

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