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SudsyFist

24 Hours of Abstinence

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Believe this was written for you sweetie:

I WILL SURVIVE (to the tune of)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on ...

But there you are, Another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count?

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!

[Verse]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
'Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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*ugh* I just ate my last cookie...



How about some chocolate covered nipples???

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Is that like a buttery nipple?



How about a fuzzy naval?
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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

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So we can do shots out of your navel then?



Hopefully it doesn't drip south... we wouldn't want to get Sudsy excited ;)

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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okay sudsy....... just for a moment....... imagine walking home..... you follow a trail of reduced fat sandies that lead to the bedroom, you open the door, and on you bed is your dream girl...... a 5'10 '' 115 lb long haired blond with bright green eyes.... a cookie in one hand, a bottle of H&S in the other.....

what would you do sudsy ....
Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

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okay sudsy....... just for a moment....... imagine walking home..... you follow a trail of reduced fat sandies that lead to the bedroom, you open the door, and on you bed is your dream girl...... a 5'10 '' 115 lb long haired blond with bright green eyes.... a cookie in one hand, a bottle of H&S in the other.....

what would you do sudsy ....



Well, first off, I'd eat the cookies. All of them.

As for the girl, well, since she's 15lbs over my limit, I'd ask her if she'd like to have some cookies and milk and watch skydiving movies with me.

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*ugh* I just ate my last cookie...



How about some chocolate covered nipples???

g

Is that like a buttery nipple?



mmmm... nipples!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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No, just light.



Oh, easy to toss around I see??? ;)

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Sorta... easier on his back when he's doing them standing up with their legs wrapped around him... :D:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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