Rebecca 0 #101 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt would probably help if you waited to sniff until after the ladies take them off - especially if they have no idea who you are. Just a suggestion. It's my dog to the crotch syndrome. It's warm there and I am always cold. As long as it's not cold down there... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #102 November 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt would probably help if you waited to sniff until after the ladies take them off - especially if they have no idea who you are. Just a suggestion. It's my dog to the crotch syndrome. It's warm there and I am always cold. As long as it's not cold down there...Bwaahhhaaaahhaaaaa!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #103 November 4, 2005 OK, so this little story fits perfectly: Just got a phone call: Bobby: Hi, this is Bobby from Houston Gym. I was calling to let you know your membership is due to expire this month. Me: Oh, tee hee. Bobby: We're actually running a special, so your renewal would be $100 less than your inital membership, plus you get one month free. Say, when's the last time you were in here? Me: Last year. Bobby: Oh. Girl, we got to get you in here!! Me: Yeah, I bought a full year thinking it would eliminate the excuse no to go... apparently not... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #104 November 4, 2005 That is funny because I have been trying to call Gold's Gym all day and ask why they are still charging me. I filled out a moving order and everything and I am a long ways from the gym but they said I didn't move far enough away to cancel. Do I have to move out of the country for them to stop charging me! I guess being in another state isn't far enough away. OK. I'll drive 48 hours 3 times a week to come to your fookin' gym! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #105 November 4, 2005 You can hear emoticons over the phone? That's cool! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #106 November 4, 2005 Bally's is like that too, gouging misers! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #107 November 4, 2005 QuoteYou can hear emoticons over the phone? That's cool! Yes, I have subsonic hearing. I fucking rock! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #108 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou can hear emoticons over the phone? That's cool! Yes, I have subsonic hearing. I fucking rock! yes yes you do! And I'm going to black n tans! Wanna meet at Sam's? We can whine and bitch about this last week. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #109 November 4, 2005 I would LOVE to, trust me, but a.) no sauce for me, and b.) I made an appointment to go to 'my' gym after work... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #110 November 4, 2005 Quoteb.) I made an appointment to go to 'my' gym after work... Is "Bobby" going to work with you? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #111 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteb.) I made an appointment to go to 'my' gym after work... Is "Bobby" going to work with you? Yes, Bobby* is an excellent salesman and I'm a sucker. We're perfect together. * No names have been changed. Fuck the innocent. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #112 November 4, 2005 QuoteFuck the innocent. Do we have time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #113 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteFuck the innocent. Do we have time? BWAAHAHAHAAA Clay innocent .... BWAHAHAHAHAA Ya ok.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #114 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteFuck the innocent. Do we have time? BWAAHAHAHAAA Clay innocent .... BWAHAHAHAHAA Ya ok.. No no honey, you missed it - Clay's the fucker, not the fuckee. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #115 November 4, 2005 Ooooooooo okay. Now that makes more sense. I just was reading it out of context. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,587 #116 November 4, 2005 Does Clay know anyone innocent? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #117 November 5, 2005 QuoteThat is funny because I have been trying to call Gold's Gym all day and ask why they are still charging me. I filled out a moving order and everything and I am a long ways from the gym but they said I didn't move far enough away to cancel. Do I have to move out of the country for them to stop charging me! I guess being in another state isn't far enough away. OK. I'll drive 48 hours 3 times a week to come to your fookin' gym! Here's where calling your credit card company to tell them to stop paying them and explain the situation... or cancel the card and get a new number... or is there something I'm missing?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
