artistcalledian 0 #1 November 5, 2005 who likes to give their partner a "dutch oven" ? (its the act of farting in bed, drawing the quilt over your partners head, and not letting any of the brown air escape)________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #2 November 5, 2005 Quotewho likes to give their partner a "dutch oven" ? (its the act of farting in bed, drawing the quilt over your partners head, and not letting any of the brown air escape) *raises hand high, shaking wildly* I DO! I DO!! I DO!!! But man, when my wife tries to reciprocate, she doesn't even need to use the quilt... the whole f*cking room becomes the teh dutch oven! WHEW!!! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #3 November 5, 2005 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #4 November 5, 2005 The immature fuckwad in me can't resist responding to this, even though I find most of your posts repulive and I hate to admit it, but sometimes I even like to give myself a dutch oven. It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #5 November 5, 2005 Quotebut sometimes I even like to give myself a dutch oven. i actually laughed out aloud at this bit ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #6 November 5, 2005 QuoteThe immature fuckwad in me can't resist responding to this, even though I find most of your posts repulive and I hate to admit it, but sometimes I even like to give myself a dutch oven. As Fat Bastard says, everyone likes the smell of their own brand. I'm right there with ya man. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 November 5, 2005 QuoteQuotebut sometimes I even like to give myself a dutch oven. i actually laughed out aloud at this bit I actually threw up a little.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 November 5, 2005 They're easily entertained Mar... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #9 November 5, 2005 QuoteI actually threw up a little. spit or swallow? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #10 November 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteI actually threw up a little. spit or swallow? I'm guessing you don't know me very well. Cause if you did, you would know I never kiss and tell.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #11 November 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI actually threw up a little. spit or swallow? I'm guessing you don't know me very well. Cause if you did, you would know I never kiss and tell. If you throw up in your mouth a little, that's a GULCH. If you chew it up, that's a CHUD, if you spit it out, that's a FLUGE. So did you FLUGE your CHUDDED GULCH? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #12 November 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI actually threw up a little. spit or swallow? I'm guessing you don't know me very well. Cause if you did, you would know I never kiss and tell. You threw up while you were kissing someone? Man, that's way more gross than giving them a dutch oven!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #13 November 5, 2005 Ugh.........Jim........make them stop!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 November 5, 2005 Quote Ugh.........Jim........make them stop! *** Ya NEVER shoulda got INVOLVED! It's FRIDAY night for God sake, where do ya THINK they're gonna be??? On a DATE?!?!? Bahahaha!! Not likely!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #15 November 5, 2005 No one held a gun to your head and make you read this thread. So don't go acting all prissy now. Your inner freak is laughing her ass off right now BTW feel free to do a search on my roman shower thread if you really want to think less of me as a person It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #16 November 5, 2005 Quotet's FRIDAY night for God sake, where do ya THINK they're gonna be??? Why you gotta hate? Actually....it's still early. I know it's getting close to when the old folks have to pack it in for the night, but i'm just thinking about getting ready to head out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 November 5, 2005 I know it's getting close to when the old folks have to pack it in for the night, but i'm just thinking about getting ready to head out *** GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #18 November 5, 2005 Quote Ugh.........Jim........make them stop! HA! Sorry babe, just wanting to educate ya. I don't have a term for SWALLOWING your gulch however, either after chewing or not. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 November 5, 2005 Prissy? Me? Not even close. And yes, I admit................I'm laugh my ass off at you guys. Suck Stuck here on a Friday night. Oh, wait. That's what I'm doing too But tomorrow night, watch out. I got a hot date!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #20 November 5, 2005 QuotePrissy? Me? Not even close. And yes, I admit................I'm laugh my ass off at you guys. Suck here on a Friday night. Oh, wait. That's what I'm doing too But tomorrow night, watch out. I got a hot date! Suck here? Fraudian slip anyone? It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #21 November 5, 2005 I guess I could go back and edit my post, but since you did a "quote" it's not going to help I edited anywayMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #22 November 5, 2005 Quote I guess I could go back and edit my post, but since you did a "quote" it's not going to help I edited anyway you're a class act babe! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 November 5, 2005 Quotewho likes to give their partner a "dutch oven" ? (its the act of farting in bed, drawing the quilt over your partners head, and not letting any of the brown air escape) Not that I really try to, but I've done it many times! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
