yardhippie 0 #1 November 4, 2005 Oh yea! Im there the first week/end in December. Specifically the 2 through the 7th. A town called Newton, between Hesston, and Whichta. Any dzs in the area? any .commers in the area? hit me up, I hear Im gonna be bored out of my mind.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 November 4, 2005 HA! HA! Just kidding Hippie.. that kinda sucks. We'll miss you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #3 November 4, 2005 A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #4 November 4, 2005 I dont understand how thats gonna help me in Kansas? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #5 November 4, 2005 an oldie but a goodie... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #6 November 4, 2005 HAHAHA! That was AWESOME! Your avatar is a trip too! I still can't figure out why he is called 'hippie'.... Miss you guys in atl, and neighbors bar too! Marc "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 November 4, 2005 QuoteI dont understand how thats gonna help me in Kansas? Gosh. Now you know that you should'nt ask a nun to have sex with you while on a bus in Kansas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI dont understand how thats gonna help me in Kansas? Gosh. Now you know that you should'nt ask a nun to have sex with you while on a bus in Kansas. Not so... you dont got to a praying nun dressed as god and take the hersey highway. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #9 November 4, 2005 Quoteyou dont got to a praying nun dressed as god and take the hersey highway. I know I don't. Hippie does. Didn't you read it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou dont got to a praying nun dressed as god and take the hersey highway. I know I don't. Hippie does. Didn't you read it? this hippie dont ride buses. any chance you were riding a bus out in AZ? that new avatar is kinda hippie like.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 November 4, 2005 Both of y'all need help. Is it margarita time yet, hippie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #12 November 4, 2005 One night, a twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and yardhippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot burst into the compartment. "Gentlemen," he began, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that we`re about to crash. The good news is that there are four parachutes, and I have one of them!" With that, the pilot threw open the door and jumped from the plane. Michael Jordan was on his feet in a flash. "Gentlemen," he said, "I am the world`s greatest athlete and I should have a parachute!" With these words, he grabbed one of the remaining parachutes, and hurtled through the door and into the night. Bill Gates rose and said, "Gentlemen, I am the world`s smartest man. The world needs smart men. I think the world`s smartest man should have a parachute, too." He grabbed one, and out he jumped. The Dali Lama and yardhippie looked at one another. Finally, the Dali Lama spoke. "My son," he said, "I have lived a satisfying life and have known the bliss of True Enlightenment. You have your life ahead of you; you take a parachute, and I will go down with the plane." Yardhippie smiled slowly and said, "Hey, don`t worry, your holiness. The world`s smartest man just jumped out wearing my camelback. Let's turn some points." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #13 November 4, 2005 QuoteBoth of y'all need help. Is it margarita time yet, hippie? I need no help! You love me just the way I am! 15min! wanna start early? Ash-now thats funny!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 November 4, 2005 I KNOW you peeps ain't goin' to Nuevo Laredo without the Kelly!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #15 November 4, 2005 Poor hippie... should we be expecting DD's from you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 November 4, 2005 QuoteI KNOW you peeps ain't goin' to Nuevo Laredo without the Kelly!!! THE KELLY, shouldnta moved to Ohio. and nah, only El Azteca! McBeth~mmm the drunkdialings of a bewildered hippie.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 November 4, 2005 Ah, El Azteca. Than I shan't kill you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Hey.. maybe we SHOULD go to El Nuevo Laredo! I'll call Sharon.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #19 November 4, 2005 I will kick yo kitty ass. AND maybe I won't come home anymore. Humph. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteI will kick yo kitty ass. AND maybe I won't come home anymore. Humph. That defeats the purpose. If you were home, you'd be coming with and thats what you're pissed about. And how you gonna kick my kitty ass if you dont come home? I'm sure as heyulll not bringin it to OHIO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 November 4, 2005 I'll come home, lay down my ass whoopin', and then haul ass back here . . . but not before drinking all your margaritas while yo' ass is knocked out on the floor. Talk about adding insult to injury! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #22 November 4, 2005 Catfight! Catfight! Read all about it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #23 November 4, 2005 I'd like to see me and Kelly try to fight.. we'd be rolling on the floor laughing before anyone got slapped.. .. and theres always more margaritas.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 November 4, 2005 QuoteI'd like to see me and Kelly try to fight.. we'd be rolling on the floor laughing before anyone got slapped.. .. and theres always more margaritas.. that would be super hot! Meeowww baby! and Nuevo Laredo sound awsome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #25 November 5, 2005 ***No, Bob, I dont want to see pictures of you having gay sex! " QuoteDid you get the pics?"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
