Sudsy Fucking Adventure

[SudsyFist 0]

Drove to Perris. Jumped with Viking. Almost died.

Drove to Big Bear. Jeep, top down, brrrrrrfuckrrrrrrr. Got to Mom's.

SudsyFist: "What'd you do with the couch?"
Mom: "I got rid of it. I'm getting a new one in a few days."
SudsyFist: "You knew I was coming; why didn't you keep it until you had the new one?"
Mom: "I didn't like it."
SudsyFist: "So where am I supposed to sleep?"
Mom: "..."

Brother kicked loads of major ass.. Brought the house down. Standing ovations, chicks, drugs... it was great. Worth the drive up.

Got dissed by Dad at his house afterwards. Went back to Mom's to check email, hoping for some vague attempt at contact by someone. Nope. Nada.

Without even a place to sleep, multiple hints taken. Decide to drive to Perris and sleep there. Left Big Bore at 12am. Same Jeep, same top-down, same fucking brrrrr.

San Bernardino, still brrrrrr. Riverside, motherfucking fog ultrauberbrrrrrrrrr. Thank goodness for the Newman tackified gloves in my gearbag.

Days Inn. Finally, 1:30am. No Vacancy. Fuck.

Drive to Sun City. Brrrrr. Super 8. No Vacancy. Fuck.

Drive to Temecula. Cheeks frostbitten, lips bleeding. Can't even fucking say brrrrrrr now. Holiday Inn Fucking Express. No motherfucking vacancy.

Further down the road. Best Western, 2:15am. VACANCY. FUCK YEAH. 130 bones. FUCK YOU. 110 bones, then. Got Internet? Yeah, wireless. DEAL.

Enter room. Prepare for mind-numbing stress-relieving sudsy jerkfest. Turn on computer. No fucking wireless networks found. Call front desk. Uhhhh. Borrow cable? Yeah. Barefoot jaunt to front desk. Brrrrrrr again, motherfuckers. Get 3 foot cable, sign life away. Return to room. Fucking look for hidden fucking RJ45 jack. Oh, there it is. On the fucking floor. What the fuck am I gonna do with this three foot cable?

Sit on the goddamned floor and fucking bitch about it.

[Squeak 17]

Sux to be Sudsy

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[monkycndo 0]

Looks like Sudsy is too busy trying to warm up his hands to respond. Steve, you are much braver then me using those hands for a jerkfest. Brrrrrrr.

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You know you want to spank it
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SudsyFist: "So where am I supposed to sleep?"
Mom: "..."

Got dissed by Dad at his house afterwards.

Without even a place to sleep, multiple hints taken.

Dude, sux when parents dont even like you around... You know you must have pissed your parents off when you cant even sleep like a dog on the floor.......

final insult 110 bones for a crappy hotel.....

Scott C.

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

[airtwardo 7]

final insult 110 bones for a crappy hotel.....


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Yeah but ya get to take the towels and TV home.....Errrrrr.... Don't ya?!?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[sinker 0]

what's the deal about almost dying and shit when jumping w/ Viking?

and put the fucking top up on your jeep, dipshit! And let the hair grow back on your scrotum... you won't freeze your balls off so bad if you do so.

too bad you don't travel in true sinker style, you'd be staying at a W or a Westin or Hilton or some shit w/ a groovy bed made for the king that I am, we could spoon and warm your engine ass right up

see ya

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[SudsyFist 0]

You son of a bitch: you couldn't let me sleep, now could you? RIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG! RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!

Now that I'm up, I'm gonna hit that fuckin' continental breakfast like a group of high school cheerleaders on their 18th birthday.

[yesitsheather 0]

I'm sorry. Your parents.... Plus, maybe new hobby now? When a person comes close to death, time to rethink?

[NWFlyer 2]

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Now that I'm up, I'm gonna hit that fuckin' continental breakfast like a group of high school cheerleaders on their 18th birthday.

Mmmmm.... plastic wrapped muffins!

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[markd_nscr986 0]

Do you always whine this much........or is today a special occasion?

Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004

[SudsyFist 0]

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Do you always whine this much........or is today a special occasion?

It's a menstrual thing.

[NWFlyer 2]

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It's a menstrual thing.

Bitch.

[Shotgun 1]

Oh, poor Sudsy... You should have called us. We would have let you sleep on the LoveSac, and our neighbors have wireless networks that you could use. (Or we have a projector in the livingroom, so you could have watched "Leatherbound Dykes from Hell, Part 12," larger-than-life and with surround sound.)

Of course, I think I had just finally fallen to sleep around 1:30, so I probably would have told you to fuck off and die if you called and woke me up. (I'm a real charmer when I get woken up during the night. )

[SudsyFist 0]

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Dude, sux when parents dont even like you around... You know you must have pissed your parents off when you cant even sleep like a dog on the floor.......

Well, they pleaded with me to stay, but you know how sometimes you just don't *feel* welcome or comfortable enough to take up an offer.

*sigh* Raisin Bran makes me less bitter. So does Skyhook.

EDIT: Spelling correction. Dumbass.

[sinker 0]

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You son of a bitch: you couldn't let me sleep, now could you? RIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG! RIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!

Now that I'm up, I'm gonna hit that fuckin' continental breakfast like a group of high school cheerleaders on their 18th birthday.

Good morning sunshine. It's your early fucking morning wake up call.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[NWFlyer 2]

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*sigh* Raisin Bran makes me less bitter constipated.

Well that explains your mood improvement.

[swedishcelt 0]

Ah Sudsy, drinks lots of coffee!!! That always helps me. That and sunny vacations. Stay warm and drink coffee!

[sunshine 2]

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Good morning sunshine. It's your early fucking morning wake up call. Who loves ya baby!

Well good morning to you too.

And Sudsy, even i don't bitch that much for my menstrual thing.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[swedishcelt 0]

Yep. I don't either. What a big baby.

[sunshine 2]

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Yep. I don't either. What a big baby.

Maybe the guy he was with last night forget the lube.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[mnealtx 0]

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Yep. I don't either. What a big baby.

Maybe the guy he was with last night forget the lube.

Sinker....is that true???

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[swedishcelt 0]

Bwaahhhaaahhaaa!!! Snorting! Can't breathe!!

[sinker 0]

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Yep. I don't either. What a big baby.

Maybe the guy he was with last night forget the lube.

Sinker....is that true???

*looks around innocently* wasn't me! must've been Arthur.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[mnealtx 0]

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Yep. I don't either. What a big baby.

Maybe the guy he was with last night forget the lube.

Sinker....is that true???

*looks around innocently* wasn't me! must've been Arthur.

Oh really?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[sinker 0]

i'm in TN... I called his cell and woke him up... couldn't have been me...

-the artist formerly known as sinker