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ATTN: Single Doods! She's Jumped!

By airtwardo, in The Bonfire

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airtwardo    7

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Things that make ya go~

Hummmmm... Check out the PICS...her AND the house!



DENVER -- The property market is up, down, flying around, looping the loop -- and the Mile High City is definitely defying the ground.

It's also defying reason -- and just about everything we thought we knew about selling a home. But keep your eyes on the prize because the prize is none other than...

A house with a view.....to matrimony!

It's a world first -- a sensational development that turns the information superhighway onto the craziest off ramp ever -- Denver dame Deborah Hale is about to put herself and her home on the market.

If you thought you had seen everything in eBay meet the e-Babe.

Deborah is a 48 year old successful businesswoman who has raised the marriage stakes as high as Denver itself.

She is available (non-binding transaction) together with her home for bids. The value of the home is $600,000.00 and Deborah is listed as "priceless" and is available for bids.

Colorado is not new to the game of mail order brides, except in the old days of the Wild-West the mail orders were well...from males.

Now genuine suitors will soon get to see Deborah -- and all that comes with her -- in good time. But for the moment she reckons the deal is priceless.

So what does the eBay trawler get for his bid?

DEBORAH -- a woman who brings success to the table.

A very nice HOME in West Washington Park -- a popular older neighborhood located just west of Washington Park, one of Denver's fine city parks where many of the homes have been extensively updated and/or remodeled - as has Deborah's.

Schools, shopping, employment and services are available nearby and are readily accessible.

Deb's house was built in 1910 and is 1847 square feet plus a 995 square foot basement with a detached single garage. It's Bungalow style -- 1.5 stories plus basement -- and of brick construction. The floors are oak with sold wood doors and trim. Other features include three bedrooms, 3 baths, natural gas heating, stainless steel kitchen, 2 fireplaces, covered deck and hot tub, underground sprinklers and automatic timer.

All that alone (with furnishings) is worth about $600,000.00 and furnishings include a pool table, great room and living room stuff, master bedroom and dining room fixtures. A big screen television, washer/dryer, tanning bed, and exercise equipment all comes with Deborah.

Of course there are lawn tools and a power mower, a deck and yard furniture. But the suitor will soon get to know that -- and more.

What does Deborah want in return for all this?

The lady is looking for love -- and the following. HE should be aged 40-60, well educated, adventurous, fond of travel, kind and thoughtful, fit, attentive, and looking for a long term relationship. Children from a previous marriage are welcome. He should also be a loyal friend, generous and love to talk "business."

Deborah is 5'4"/110 lbs., blonde hair and brown eyes, Norwegian. She's fit and athletic, a non-smoker with one brief marriage (one year) approximately 17 years ago under her belt.

Obviously she's well educated, and fittingly for the world's first eBay bride, has a BA in Communications.

Her very successful business is as CEO/owner/designer/entrepreneur of a jewelry company. Established by Deborah 13 years ago, her company specializes in designing and manufacturing private label jewelry for large national accounts. The customers she works with include catalogs, web sites, department stores and television shopping.

As for the IN LAWS....Deborah's father is a minister. She has a sister and two nieces. She lost her mother to cancer some years ago, and has been blessed with a great step-mother, two step-brothers and three additional nieces!

As you might have guessed Deb has tried almost everything including exploring, scuba diving, and one (successful) sky dive, which she loved. She also loves reading and has traveled extensively -- to Hong Kong, Hawaii, Mexico, Switzerland, London, Monte Carlo, Canada, Paris, St. Maarten, Jamaica and much of the United States.










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kbordson    8

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But... I just have to wonder why she feels that she has to use the house for the sale. The picture looks beautiful, she's smart, successful in business.... I don't know why she isn't able to find them the "traditional" way that she had to go to eBay?

Is it her self esteem (or possible baggage) that makes her need to use the house? or more that guys need more to offer sometimes than just a pretty face and sparkling conversation? Afterall.... previously we did need a dowry to land a man.

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Well, it's pretty obvious that some guy, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

Edit to add: Link sent to Tom Leykis. >:(

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RhondaLea    4

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But... I just have to wonder why she feels that she has to use the house for the sale.



This is actually a very clever gimmick to sell the house.

Her business--and apparently, her life--is in Albuquerque. This appears to have been a second home that she purchased several years ago, and has decided that she no longer wants the expense of.

So she came up with this marketing gimmick, and in a way, she can't lose. She has received all kinds of publicity for the sale of the house, and there's always the possibility that she'll find a guy who thinks she's worth the $600k she's asking.

The woman is smart. You have to give her that.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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JohnMitchell    16

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You ain't none too smart are ya boy? :D

Maybe just the kind of man she's lookin' for. :D

She looks pretty, obviously intelligent and successful. I would think she'd be swimming in suitors. Maybe her high ideals and expectations are getting in the way. It can be hard for a new husband to try and live up to "Dad and his marriage" right off the bat. Sounds maybe high maintenance?

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with one brief marriage (one year) approximately 17 years ago under her belt.


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RED FLAG........RED PINK FLAG!!:o



fixed it fer ya ;)

You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two.

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BillyVance    35

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Under bios and then photo gallery...

Or go here.

http://www.housewithbride.com/debgallery.asp

She's not my type... but still pretty hot. Hard to believe she's not yet spoken for....



I have made it a point to distance myself far away from preachers' daughters, regardless of how pretty or easy-going they are. I don't think I could ever really be myself around them... I'm a skydiver and I have a dirty mind and a filthy mouth.... or hands. :D And like myself that way. Besides, with all the sicko pictures I've posted on here in the past, I think that already precludes me from ever getting any respect from a preacher father-in-law. :D:D:D

That said, she is attractive, but not my type either. Besides, I'm already spoken for. ;)
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... preachers' daughters ... I'm a skydiver and I have a dirty mind and a filthy mouth....



umm .. Billy, you haven't known many preachers daughters, have you? Lets just say that they often have "daddy" issues ... generally pretty wacked from needing to be "good" for everyone for all those years I suppose ... and the only bare breasted woman I've seen at work was a p/d showing off her brand new implants :)
there must be a saying, something like ... "marry the preacher's daughter, never the preacher?"

You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two.

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... preachers' daughters ... I'm a skydiver and I have a dirty mind and a filthy mouth....



umm .. Billy, you haven't known many preachers daughters, have you? Lets just say that they often have "daddy" issues ... generally pretty wacked from needing to be "good" for everyone for all those years I suppose ... and the only bare breasted woman I've seen at work was a p/d showing off her brand new implants :)
there must be a saying, something like ... "marry the preacher's daughter, never the preacher?"



Actually, I have known quite a few... and they were the goody-two-shoes type... I must have been looking in all the wrong places! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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::1010 thinks huh maybe I'm the :S one :: I've known three, related to one ... and though mostly settled down now ... they all had some exceptionally wild years 16-25 or so. Maybe _I_ know the wrong ones, goody two-shoes sounds like the dishes get done and the clothes get washed ;)

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ChrisL    2

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The picture looks beautiful, she's smart, successful in business.... I don't know why she isn't able to find them the "traditional" way that she had to go to eBay?



Maybe she is a castrating, suffocating shrew.
Maybe she has no problem finding them, but has trouble keeping them.
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The picture looks beautiful, she's smart, successful in business.... I don't know why she isn't able to find them the "traditional" way that she had to go to eBay?



Maybe she is a castrating, suffocating shrew.
Maybe she has no problem finding them, but has trouble keeping them.



Maybe none of them are worth keeping. :S

The conventional wisdom from her era (and mine) boils down to:

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."

and, more to the point,

"Before you meet the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads."

Bitter jabs aside :P, I get the distinct impression that she's a workaholic who is only now finding time in her life to nurture a relationship.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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