The zoo

[davidlayne 5]

A man goes to the zoo. When he arrives there is just a dog sat in a cage.

It was a Shitzu.

I don't care how many skydives you've got,
until you stepped into complete darkness at
800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs
of parachute, son you are still a leg!

[sinker 0]

ba dum pum.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[BillyVance 35]

What do ya get when you cross a bulldog and a shiz tu?












bullshit!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[sinker 0]

and the laughs just keep on comin!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[Mike111 0]

never heard that one before!!

[BillyVance 35]

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never heard that one before!!

I take it you're either joking or you have not seen the movie "Dumb And Dumber"...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[karenmeal 0]

I don't quite get it.

What is it I am missing?

No more bad jokes. Please?

-Karen - Haiku - Master


Edited to add one more bad joke:

Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit eating dinner. (as they do.) One fly cuts a fart, the other fly throws down his meal looks at the other fly and says, "Hey, D'ya mind?! I'm eating here!"

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

[davidlayne 5]

I don't quite get it.


It's because your blond.

I don't care how many skydives you've got,
until you stepped into complete darkness at
800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs
of parachute, son you are still a leg!