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What is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store?
How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store?
What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin?
Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks?
How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there!
And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile?

Have a nice day!:)

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Drive-thru grocery stores.
Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away.



I thought that service was only available for those who are disabled:S. In Colorado, King Soopers used to deliver, but since I wasn't disabled, I felt bad using that service.





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Drive-thru grocery stores.
Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away.



I thought that service was only available for those who are disabled:S. In Colorado, King Soopers used to deliver, but since I wasn't disabled, I felt bad using that service.



No such thing here, needs to be...I think it would really work. Someone do it and let me know how it works out.


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What is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store?
How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store?
What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin?
Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks?
How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there!
And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile?

Have a nice day!:)


I clipped my toe nails the other day, but I didn't do a very good job, so now I need to go back and even up some of the cuts. I'll let you know how it went.:|

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What is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store?
How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store?
What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin?
Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks?
How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there!
And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile?

Have a nice day![

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I'm being enthusiastic!

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How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there!



You can get beer and wine at Super Wal-Mart here. You should go petition your town for a Super Wal-Mart. It won't make anyone upset at all, trust me. ;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin?

And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile?

Have a nice day!:)
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Have a nice day!:)

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You ROCK! I'm using that dolphin piece at my next cocktail party

Some are getting smart and shoving the bread to the side 'till the end, but of course, they don't do that with the eggs.:D
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DUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!:):D:)
Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world.

Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day.:ph34r::P
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DUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!:):D:)
Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world.

Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day.:ph34r::P



Spence swoop:D:D:D:D:D did you say spence swoop:D:D:D
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do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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DUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!:):D:)
Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world.

Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day.:ph34r::P



Spence swoop:D:D:D:D:D did you say spence swoop:D:D:D




Hey I swoop very nicely...most of the time.


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Did they speak english? If so you are lucky. We stay away from the Wmart we live by because a) it is severly ghetto, b) looks more like a dollar genral than a wmart, and c) finding someone who speaks english aint that easy. :|
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