CSpenceFLY 1 #1 November 8, 2005 What is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store? How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store? What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin? Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks? How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there! And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile? Have a nice day!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #2 November 8, 2005 move to Florida and that would be a daily experience....as well as additional annoyances that would make you pull your hair out such as random objects on I-95. BTW..Good seeing you this past weekend in Palatka! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #3 November 8, 2005 Drive-thru grocery stores. Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 November 8, 2005 Now this is good to know...Julie makes you do the shopping...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 November 8, 2005 QuoteDrive-thru grocery stores. Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away. I thought that service was only available for those who are disabled. In Colorado, King Soopers used to deliver, but since I wasn't disabled, I felt bad using that service. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #6 November 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteDrive-thru grocery stores. Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away. I thought that service was only available for those who are disabled. In Colorado, King Soopers used to deliver, but since I wasn't disabled, I felt bad using that service. No such thing here, needs to be...I think it would really work. Someone do it and let me know how it works out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 November 8, 2005 QuoteWhat is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store? How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store? What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin? Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks? How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there! And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile? Have a nice day! I clipped my toe nails the other day, but I didn't do a very good job, so now I need to go back and even up some of the cuts. I'll let you know how it went. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #8 November 8, 2005 Sweety. Maybe they wouldn't look at you because you were F@cked UP!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #9 November 8, 2005 spence is stresssssseddddd outttt be nice to spence..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #10 November 8, 2005 QuoteDrive-thru grocery stores. Call ahead, tell em what you want, pick it up at window, drive away. Hell, I order mine online and get them home delivered. There's an actual store you can go into? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #11 November 8, 2005 QuoteWhat is with these fucking people that won't look at you at the grocery store? How come ALL of the stuff I want is scattered ALL over the store? What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin? Why do all the shopping carts pull to the left with one wheel that squeaks? How come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there! And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile? Have a nice day![ ]Quote Another Green bottle bites the dust ! OK . a dozen ........ I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #12 November 8, 2005 QuoteHow come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there! You can get beer and wine at Super Wal-Mart here. You should go petition your town for a Super Wal-Mart. It won't make anyone upset at all, trust me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FlankSteak 0 #13 November 8, 2005 What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin? And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile? Have a nice day!. Have a nice day!. You ROCK! I'm using that dolphin piece at my next cocktail party Some are getting smart and shoving the bread to the side 'till the end, but of course, they don't do that with the eggs.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 November 8, 2005 QuoteHow come you can't get a drink at Wal-mart?You can get fucking everything else there! You can get beer and wine at Super Wal-Mart here. You should go petition your town for a Super Wal-Mart. It won't make anyone upset at all, trust me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #13 November 8, 2005 What the fuck is that noise that little kids make that sounds like someone is killing a dolphin? And last but fucking not least,How many fucking brains does it take to NOT put the bread at the bottom of the pile? Have a nice day!. Have a nice day!. You ROCK! I'm using that dolphin piece at my next cocktail party Some are getting smart and shoving the bread to the side 'till the end, but of course, they don't do that with the eggs.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #14 November 8, 2005 DUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world. Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 November 8, 2005 Alrighty, then. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 November 8, 2005 QuoteDUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world. Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day. Spence swoop did you say spence swoophttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 November 8, 2005 u need to masturbate more. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #18 November 8, 2005 ***Spence swoop did you say spence swoop QuoteHe can dream can't he?"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #19 November 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteDUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world. Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day. Spence swoop did you say spence swoop Hey I swoop very nicely...most of the time. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #20 November 8, 2005 Did they speak english? If so you are lucky. We stay away from the Wmart we live by because a) it is severly ghetto, b) looks more like a dollar genral than a wmart, and c) finding someone who speaks english aint that easy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 November 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteDUBLIN! DUBLIN! DUBLIN!Easy now Chris, only a few more monthsmy man and all will be right in the world. Until then, think of a swoop pond filled with Heinekin and Hooter girls on floats and you're the only one that showed up at the DZ that day. Spence swoop did you say spence swoop Hey I swoop very nicely...most of the time. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 November 8, 2005 Did they speak english? If so you are lucky. We stay away from the Wmart we live by because a) it is severly ghetto, b) looks more like a dollar genral than a wmart, and c) finding someone who speaks english aint that easy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites