Could you please pass the Jesus Juice?

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These guys are either just as certifiable as MJ, or they're marketing geniuses.

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After Jackson Trial, Couple Tries To Market 'Jesus Juice'

POSTED: 9:50 am CST November 8, 2005

For the O.J. Simpson case, it was the white Bronco or the bloody glove.

In the Michael Jackson case, one of the phrases that will have a life long after the trial ends will be "Jesus Juice" -- the name Jackson's accusers say he had for wine that he allegedly served his young guests.

Now, a Los Angeles couple is trying to market a wine called "Jesus Juice" and the label has a Jackson-like figure who appears to be impaled.

The couple filed to get a trademark for the name in January of last year. The application is still pending -- as is a plan to get the wine to market.

The Smoking Gun Web site said the couple is looking for someone to either produce wine under the label, or buy the trademark rights from them.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I thought this was gonna be more along the lines of "Baby Batter." *sigh*

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I thought this was gonna be more along the lines of "Baby Batter." *sigh*

You never heard of Jesus Juice?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I thought this was gonna be more along the lines of "Baby Batter." *sigh*

You never heard of Jesus Juice?

I haven't owned a television set since 1958.

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I would totally buy that. I can see it fitting right in with the rest of the religious stuff at Archie McPhee.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I thought this was gonna be more along the lines of "Baby Batter." *sigh*

You never heard of Jesus Juice?

I haven't owned a television set since 1958.

Sounds like a personal problem...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I would totally buy that. I can see it fitting right in with the rest of the religious stuff at Archie McPhee.

Awesome! I think they should have the Buddy Jesus on the label instead of some impaled MJ figure...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Oh come on!! Its another novelty drink. I'd certainly buy some as a "gag" (no pun) gift. It's not like MJ will be a benefactor of the product.



Besides, when was the last time you offered your friends some "Naked" or "Sum Poosie?" or both...

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Oh come on!! Its another novelty drink. I'd certainly buy some as a "gag" (no pun) gift. It's not like MJ will be a benefactor of the product.

Oh, MJ most certainly won't benfit!!! I never thought that!!

I just thought a Buddy Jesus label would be better!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[scaryshari 0]

I just spat!

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[Ashtanga 0]

Here is a picture of the label.

[Rebecca 0]

Scary.

Replace with Buddy Christ.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Beverly 1]

My friends mom is really religeous and calls cider Devil's Urine.

Maybe I should brand and licence that!!
Would be cool to go up to a bar this time and ask for Devil's Urine and the barman will actually know what we want, instead of looking at us strangly while we piss ourselves laughing at the other end of the bar!

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I would totally buy that. I can see it fitting right in with the rest of the religious stuff at Archie McPhee.

That site is FANTASTIC!! I've bookmarked it for gag gifts! Thanks so much.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Rebecca 0]

This is gonna get my thread moved, but check this out:

The Church of Buddy Christ

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Who We Are
The Church of Buddy Christ is a group who follow Our Lord, Saviour and Buddy Jesus Christ. We believe that He is the Messiah, the Son of God and our bestest mate in the entire universe.

Whilst you're here, please sign our Guestbook. Click on the link at the bottom of the Page.




Who Is Welcome?
Everyone is welcome to join. Hindus, Jews, Christians, Wiccans, Muslims, New Agers, Atheists, Agnostics, Gay, Straight.

All you have to remember is that Jesus is your buddy - whoever you are.

We believe in the Personal Creed by Bishop Pat Buckley, a rather cool Irishman who exercises a free and independent mind:-

I believe that in this world it is impossible to understand God.
I believe that God made this wonderful universe and all that exists.
I can find God in nature, in animals, in birds and the environment.
I believe that God made all men and women,
That He made them all equal,
And that He loves and cherishes them all equally.
I believe that the whole human race is the family of God.
I believe that there may be intelligent life on other planets
And if so, they too are part of God's family.
I hold that religion and faith are two different things,
That religion can be both good and bad
And that it is spirituality that counts.
For me your religion is an accident of your birth
Or a gift of God's great providential diversity.
There is no one true church.
All churches and all religions contain aspects of the truth.
But only God is truth.
No man is infallible.
A Buddhist or a good atheist is as acceptable to God as a good Catholic.
I believe that sex is good and so is the body.
The only sexual act that is sinful is the one that uses or abuses.
I believe in people, especially suffering people.
I believe in the power of weakness.
I believe that all men and women will be saved.
I believe in a packed Heaven and an empty Hell.
And even Satan might get another chance.
I believe in the freedom of God's sons and daughters.
I believe that dogma is often evil.
I believe that life is a journey towards God
And that no one has the right to insist that you go a certain road.
I believe that God and reality are too big for my poor words.
I believe therefore that I am only at a beginning.
Only knocking at a door.
And I believe that the best is yet to come.

I could get behind a church like that!! Though I don't see mention of beer...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[Ashtanga 0]

Here is my Buddy Christ picture.

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My friends mom is really religeous and calls cider Devil's Urine.

Maybe I should brand and licence that!!
Would be cool to go up to a bar this time and ask for Devil's Urine and the barman will actually know what we want, instead of looking at us strangly while we piss ourselves laughing at the other end of the bar!

I love it!! Imagine the label's artwork possibilities!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Here is my Buddy Christ picture.

And he yes, he CAN sing!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I would totally buy that. I can see it fitting right in with the rest of the religious stuff at Archie McPhee.

That site is FANTASTIC!! I've bookmarked it for gag gifts! Thanks so much.

The store is a short walk from my house. I love to just wander around in there ... they have some goofy-ass shit.

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I have become a Minister in theChurch of the SubGenius

So become a SubGenii yourself for only $29.99

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Here is a picture of the label.

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