sunshine 2 #1 April 21, 2003 Last night i somehow managed to break my bed. Well it's really a futon, but it's what i use as a bed. My friend with a truck is out of town so now i have to wait til he gets home before i can go buy a new frame. I guess i'll be sleeping on the floor for a few days. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #2 April 21, 2003 What kind of sex were you having???JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #3 April 21, 2003 sounds like kinky bed breaking sex...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 April 21, 2003 Actually i was alone....i don't even have a good story of how the bed broke. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #5 April 21, 2003 Bummer! Maybe a furniture store will deliver a frame for free?Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #6 April 21, 2003 >Actually I was alone.....Now that is some heavy duty self satisfaction.....What were you using, the Yamaha 250cc kick start model?? If so let me know how it worked. I want to get my wife something for those nights I have a headache. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #7 April 21, 2003 http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_37.htm -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #8 April 21, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Bet it knocked the doughnut right outta his mouth.JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,593 #9 April 21, 2003 Quote i don't even have a good story of how the bed broke Do like the rest of us and make one up Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #10 April 21, 2003 I used to have a futon. I went through a couple of frames. One I had, had a warranty on it and when the guy came to replace it he said he had never seen one look like that before. Hope you have a good time breaking it.Judy Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 21, 2003 QuoteI used to have a futon. I went through a couple of frames. One I had, had a warranty on it and when the guy came to replace it he said he had never seen one look like that before. Geesh, if it has a warranty i don't know about it. Oh well, at least i'm not the only to break a frame. I swear i wasn't doing anything at the time. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #12 April 21, 2003 It was covered for 1 year on the frame and 5years on the mattress. This was about 10 or so years ago. If you haven't owned it very long, you may want to see if they had a warranty. Good luck JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 April 21, 2003 QuoteIf you haven't owned it very long, you may want to see if they had a warranty. Tis about 5 years old. Don't even remember where i got it from. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tasadin 0 #14 April 21, 2003 Quote Actually i was alone....i don't even have a good story of I swear i wasn't doing anything at the time. Quote how the bed broke. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much only J/K it happens i guess "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 April 21, 2003 You know, I trimmed my goatee down to a normal goatee...I could always help you out with the new futon... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #16 April 21, 2003 When I first read this, I thought you might have been jumping up and down on the bed with your nephews. I thought, "what a good Aunt!" She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,121 #17 April 21, 2003 >Last night i somehow managed to break my bed. Uh, you do have duct tape and cinderblocks, don't you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 April 21, 2003 QuoteUh, you do have duct tape and cinderblocks, don't you Bail'n wire, you've got to use that too! Or if you're not a redneck, I guess Safety Wire from the airplane can work too, but its not as good...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 April 21, 2003 Quote Uh, you do have duct tape and cinderblocks, don't you? Yeah, but if i use 'em, i'll have to take my kitchen table apart. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #20 April 21, 2003 Quote I swear I wasn't doing anything at the time Geez girlfriend, you could at least make up a juicy story!! Nobody would know but you!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #21 April 21, 2003 Quote Quote Uh, you do have duct tape and cinderblocks, don't you? Yeah, but if i use 'em, i'll have to take my kitchen table apart. ROTFLMAO why not just sleep on the kitchen table.. proabably wont be the first time you've used it for 'sleep'.. ahem...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #22 April 22, 2003 Quote Quote Uh, you do have duct tape and cinderblocks, don't you? Yeah, but if i use 'em, i'll have to take my kitchen table apart. So what happened to the kitchen table? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 April 22, 2003 Futons seem very interchangeable with pallets, if you ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #24 April 22, 2003 > Time for a new hidden sig. Suggestions? How about.. That Jessica is one hot patootie.... Oh wait. That's been used. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 November 8, 2005 Ok, i had to pull up this thread to see when exactly my bed broke. Can't believe i've suffered with it for 2 more years. Anyhoo, my sister is loaning me money and i'm finally buying a new one tomorrow. Can't wait to break it in properly. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
