Bizarre Statements

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1. "Let's get things straight. The police aren't here to
create disorder. The police are here to preserve disorder."
-Mayor Richard J. Daley during 1968 Chicago riots

2. Ketchup is to "be counted as one of the two vegetables
required as part of the school lunch program."
-U.S. Department of Agriculture, 1981

3. "Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the
sanctity of human life."
-Senator Orrin Hatch, 1988

4. "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation
of what newspapers can report."
-South Africa Ministry of Information, 1988

5. Instead of lying to Congress, he said he was offering "a
different version from the facts."
-Lt. Col. Oliver North, 1987

6. "When I sell liquor it's called bootlegging. When my
customers serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's
called hospitality."
-Al Capone during Prohibition

7. "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win it,
you're still a rat."
-Lily Tomlin

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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