pop 0 #1 August 16, 2002 Damn it, if no woman is willing to step up to the plate and start this thread, then I will have to take this matter into my own hands. If I had a vagina, I would like it b/c: 5. I could use it as a storage compartment, 4. I could use it to wet my fingers to flip trough pages of a book, 3. I could take pictures of it, 2. I could talk about it and 1. I could stay home and play with it all day7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 August 16, 2002 Bwwaaahahahahahahahaha!!! Run.....I think I see an angry mob heading towards the castle...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 August 16, 2002 If I had a Vagina I would like it because: I would be all powerfull over men and make them do as I wish............ Yeah hope that gets me some action Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 August 16, 2002 I would like it cause if I had one, I wouldn't have to avoid standing up after seeing someone sexy. :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 16, 2002 QuoteI would be all powerfull over men and make them do as I wish............ Don't you live near San Francisco? I don't think that is true there...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 August 16, 2002 Oh yes tis a shame I forgot about those guys. I totally support em though. More chickies for me!!! Weeeeeeeee!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #7 August 16, 2002 If I had a Vagina I would use it to get free jump tickets.. ... .. But since I don't, anyone with a vagina want a free jump ticket I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #8 August 16, 2002 Sorry guys women aren't as obsessed with there vaginas as men are with their penis' (or women vaginas for that matter) But in the spirit of things... I like my vagina because it helps me get everything I want and renders men helpless to my every wim. Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #9 August 16, 2002 So ya want a free jump ticket? I drive a van I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #10 August 16, 2002 QuoteI like my vagina because it helps me get everything I want and renders men helpless to my every wim. Words of a wise woman7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 August 16, 2002 I like the way the vagina thread and the penis thread keep changing positions. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #12 August 16, 2002 yeah, one keeps getting on top of the other. the big question is which one will end up on top? 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 August 16, 2002 Quote I would be all powerfull over men and make them do as I wish. And here I thought it was because I was nice and smiled a lot!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #14 August 16, 2002 What kind of a van? And if you just want to look a jump ticket would be fine as payment. Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #15 August 16, 2002 QuoteBut in the spirit of things... I like my vagina because it helps me get everything I want and renders men helpless to my every wim. Heh! I definitely agree with ya there!!( Well, that and I love sex.) "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 August 16, 2002 Andrea, You're a little playful today! What gives? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #17 August 16, 2002 QuoteAnd here I thought it was because I was nice and smiled a lot! Well, if the vagina has nice packaging in the form of a nice person with a nice smile, that helps. But we guys just interpret the nice packaging as containing a nice vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 August 16, 2002 Quote You're a little playful today! What gives? haha, you have yet to meet me in person...my mind is always in the gutter. Canopy control questions? Nah, can't answer those (and you wouldn't want me to try). Sex? Now we're talking! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 16, 2002 QuoteAnd if you just want to look a jump ticket would be fine as payment Dude....don't fall for it....Just keep an eye on her during break off. You'll see the boobies. If I had only been a bit closer to you on that chopper jump I would have them on film!!!! It's hard to pull when you are laughing really hard..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 August 16, 2002 Attention Skydive Deland: More jump tickets for Andrea! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #21 August 16, 2002 Clay....HEHEHEHEHEHEHE What can I say the girls like to come out and play... Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 August 16, 2002 QuoteWhat can I say the girls like to come out and play... Thats a good thing....BTW....Next time you see Corey tell her I think she is a godess!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #23 August 16, 2002 I drive a dirty old econoline + it has a bed in the back On occasion it also comes with a nice view DOWN BY THE RIVER and if you like porn I have a tv and vcr mounted in there too. But it better be some vagina if I can only look at it for a jump ticket. Can you do any tricks with it? I'm a sucker for a good vagina I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverchick 0 #24 August 16, 2002 I'll see Cori tonight she's gonna eat my box. BTW never spell her name wrong se gets really pissed. She likes both hers and my vagina for lotsa reasons..I'll post them later. Mother Hen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #25 August 16, 2002 QuoteI'll post them later. No way. Post them now!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites