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Why I Like My Vagina....

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Damn it, if no woman is willing to step up to the plate and start this thread, then I will have to take this matter into my own hands.

If I had a vagina, I would like it b/c:

5. I could use it as a storage compartment,
4. I could use it to wet my fingers to flip trough pages of a book,
3. I could take pictures of it,
2. I could talk about it
and
1. I could stay home and play with it all day
7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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I would be all powerfull over men and make them do as I wish.



And here I thought it was because I was nice and smiled a lot!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You're a little playful today! What gives?



haha, you have yet to meet me in person...my mind is always in the gutter. Canopy control questions? Nah, can't answer those (and you wouldn't want me to try). Sex? Now we're talking! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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And if you just want to look a jump ticket would be fine as payment




Dude....don't fall for it....Just keep an eye on her during break off. You'll see the boobies. If I had only been a bit closer to you on that chopper jump I would have them on film!!!! :D It's hard to pull when you are laughing really hard.....

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I drive a dirty old econoline + it has a bed in the back;) On occasion it also comes with a nice view DOWN BY THE RIVERB| and if you like porn I have a tv and vcr mounted in there too. But it better be some vagina if I can only look at it for a jump ticket. Can you do any tricks with it?

I'm a sucker for a good vagina


I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky

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