RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 August 27, 2005 10 Dog Peeves 1. Blaming your farts on me..not funny.. not funny at all 2. Yelling at me for barking..I’m a freakin dog you idiot 3. Taking me for a walk then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who’s walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop it! 5. Any haircut which involves bows or ribbons...now you know why I chew your stuff up while you aren’t home? 6. Slight of hand, fake, fetch, throw...you fooled a dog... Woo Hoo! What a proud moment for the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip..then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back. 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters..hello???? Haven’t you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s boss here. You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you? ...if Kozzie could only talk I'm sure he'd say all of that too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haymangonzo 0 #2 August 27, 2005 I just finished cleansing my dogs ears. I just know she was thinking: Yeah, whatever! *** Nice to meet you toot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 August 27, 2005 QuoteI just finished cleansing my dogs ears. I just know she was thinking: Yeah, whatever! ..or "so why do we need to do this again?" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #5 August 28, 2005 LOL love it darlin very true indeed,Igeuss-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #7 August 29, 2005 ROFLMAO Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #8 August 29, 2005 Quote Holy shit where did you find that picture!!! That is my dog Fox and my friend Dave, my friend Jess did the Master Card script. She was hammered that night, margaritas, cider, and beer, Dave said he was sleeping and she crawled up on the couch with him which doesn't surprise me cause she is spoiled rotten.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #9 August 29, 2005 ok, took awhile to find it since it was from 1999 but here is the original picture pre-MCing it.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 November 9, 2005 OK, I pulled up a dog thread from this year to post in... Mods, gold star for me, please. Here's my topic: Puggles. A Puggle is a hybrid crosspairing of a Beagle (female) and a Pug (male). They are adorable, and are being touted as designer doggies and sold for upwards of $600 - the smaller, the more expensive. The upside is all the cute with none of the Pug's breathing problems nor the Beagle's vocal tendencies. The downside is: why the fuck would you spend $600+ on a mutt? You can't show it, and you can't breed it. The only other reason to spend that much on a dog is so you can tell other people how much you spent. Why not just get a mutt at the shelter for < $100? I'm afraid this is just going to result in even more irresponsible, inhumane puppy mill operations. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #11 November 9, 2005 So does this mean you won't make any more puppies ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #12 November 10, 2005 Right there with you sister, the other one that drives me nuts is the laberdoodle, and goldendoodle. Come on they are mutts and not worth $1000.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
