The way life should be...

[Enrique 0]

I believe that the way life flows is wrong. It should be the other way around: One should die first to get that out of the way.

Then, one should live in a home for the elderly until you are checked out because you are not that old to be there anymore.

Then you would start to work, work for forty years until you are sufficiently young to enjoy your retirement.

Then: parties, drugs and alcohol. Leisure, lovers, girlfriends, boyfriends, everything, until you are ready to go to junior high school…

After that one would go to grade school and you become a kid that spends his time playing with no responsibilities whatsoever…

Then you move on to becoming a baby, and you move in to your mother’s womb. There, you spend the best and last 9 months of your life floating in a warm liquid, until your life ends with a great orgasm!

THAT IS LIFE!!!

(Quino.-)

[lawrocket 3]

Are you from Ork?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[ReBirth 0]

Nice reference! Glad to see you actually put that brilliant legal mind to use.

[Enrique 0]

Not my quote. It is from a guy that writes/draws cartoons in Argentina.

[Viking 0]

holyshit man havn't heard from you in a loooooong time!!

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[NWFlyer 2]

  Quote

Not my quote. It is from a guy that writes/draws cartoons in Argentina.

I thought it was George Carlin?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke