scaryshari 0 #1 November 10, 2005 During what seemed to be an “uneventful” evening at one of my so-called friend’s house, I was viciously attacked by her enormous cat. My index finger has been mauled and is still throbbing with pain. I’m in and out of consciousness from the blood loss. This “owner” immediately defended her “pet” and said “oh no, she’d never do that!” I can’t believe this woman would run to this animal’s defense while I’m standing there, bleeding/trying to keep my nearly severed finger in place. She then proceeded to drink beer and laugh at me. I hate her. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 November 10, 2005 Holy crap! Did she think your flesh spontaneously serrated itself? Wait, is she on here? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #3 November 10, 2005 Yup...it was Tequila Girl's cat. I'm kicking her a$$ on our next jump. That's IF I can PULL. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #4 November 10, 2005 Cats are Anyone who says different is simply under a cat's spell and should be considered too."Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 November 10, 2005 Send her Dr. bill and see how she reacts. New friend is in order here. Edited to add: Ooooops, thought you were serious...my bad.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 November 10, 2005 QuoteYup...it was Tequila Girl's cat. I'm kicking her a$$ on our next jump. That's IF I can PULL. Pics of the finger? Musta been some carnage! I tell you man, that Tequila Girl... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #7 November 10, 2005 As usual Shari has left out the fact that my cat has no claws and has no teeth....she has also left out the fact that my cat gave her several "back off" growls before she "attacked" - also there are no witnesses to this so-called "attack"....and yes I did laugh at her and continued drinking my beer....I believe I also called her a "wuss".... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #8 November 10, 2005 QuoteAs usual Shari has left out the fact that my cat has no claws and has no teeth....she has also left out the fact that my cat gave her several "back off" growls before she "attacked" - also there are no witnesses to this so-called "attack"....and yes I did laugh at her and continued drinking my beer....I believe I also called her a "wuss".... BWAHAHAHHA....all I had to read was the first post and I knew it was Amber and you.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #9 November 10, 2005 As if we'd believe just your side, Shari! You troublemaker! I knew you'd messed with the cat! Poor little thing! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #10 November 10, 2005 You have witnessed first hand how sweet and loving Amber is....I was justing thinking about the day Amber decided to love on Foxy in the corner of my dining room..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #11 November 10, 2005 TG, don't you ever dare change! *laughing uproariously on the inside*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #12 November 10, 2005 QuoteYou have witnessed first hand how sweet and loving Amber is....I was justing thinking about the day Amber decided to love on Foxy in the corner of my dining room..... I'm thinking she needs to love on Sherpa, he needs a cat attitude adjustment, cause Mem sure isn't donig it.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #13 November 10, 2005 I am sure Amber would be up for the challenge....she loves dogs..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #14 November 10, 2005 I have a dog that would love to take care of your cat problem!! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #15 November 10, 2005 Those were loud purrs. Cyndi is leaving out the fact that that BEAST was so tame and sweet and let me pet her as long as SHE was in the room. As soon as she left – flames were coming out of its eyes…then it attacked me again. Typing hurts….but, I just neeed the public to hear my side. I am a victim of a cat’s version of a pit bull attack. It’s jaws locked and it wouldn’t let me go. …..and there I was…….”I thought I was going to die.” I think I'll send a letter to Marvin Zindler.. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #16 November 10, 2005 Just so everyone knows - this BEAST only weighs 10 pounds....and gummed Shari to death..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #17 November 10, 2005 It tried to kill me. I'm traumatized. It is an evil animal and should be kept on a chain AND in a cage with a shock collar. Warning to other potential victims: If Cyndi leaves the room - run from the cat. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #18 November 10, 2005 LOL - I will bring you a picture of Amber to put on you mantle..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #19 November 10, 2005 Did Abby add insult to injury and try to hump your leg?Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #20 November 10, 2005 QuoteJust so everyone knows - this BEAST only weighs 10 pounds....and gummed Shari to death..... OMG Shari is a ghost writer? She's dead but still posting. I'm scared. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 November 10, 2005 QuoteShe then proceeded to drink beer and laugh at me. She must be a skydiver.... [then later...] Tequila Girl [/then later...] ah HA!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #22 November 10, 2005 I'm alive...Cyndi has this problem deviating from the truth. Trust my story. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #23 November 10, 2005 Kelli next she is going to say my 10 pound Pug drowned her - b/c she licked her face....LOL!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #24 November 10, 2005 Oh man this thread is enuendo packed! We've got biting pussies, and licking. oohh nvm I can't even continue. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #25 November 10, 2005 Shari you grabbed my cat's ass.....she doesn't like it when you grab her ass - so she gummed you.....funny thing is you kept going back for more..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
