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scaryshari

Never Trust Your "Friend's" Gentle Cat

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During what seemed to be an “uneventful” evening at one of my so-called friend’s house, I was viciously attacked by her enormous cat. My index finger has been mauled and is still throbbing with pain. I’m in and out of consciousness from the blood loss.

This “owner” immediately defended her “pet” and said “oh no, she’d never do that!” I can’t believe this woman would run to this animal’s defense while I’m standing there, bleeding/trying to keep my nearly severed finger in place.

She then proceeded to drink beer and laugh at me.

I hate her.


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Yup...it was Tequila Girl's cat. I'm kicking her a$$ on our next jump. That's IF I can PULL.



:D

Pics of the finger? Musta been some carnage!

I tell you man, that Tequila Girl... :D:D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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As usual Shari has left out the fact that my cat has no claws and has no teeth....she has also left out the fact that my cat gave her several "back off" growls before she "attacked" - also there are no witnesses to this so-called "attack"....and yes I did laugh at her and continued drinking my beer....I believe I also called her a "wuss"....

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As usual Shari has left out the fact that my cat has no claws and has no teeth....she has also left out the fact that my cat gave her several "back off" growls before she "attacked" - also there are no witnesses to this so-called "attack"....and yes I did laugh at her and continued drinking my beer....I believe I also called her a "wuss"....



BWAHAHAHHA....all I had to read was the first post and I knew it was Amber and you.
Fly it like you stole it!

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You have witnessed first hand how sweet and loving Amber is....I was justing thinking about the day Amber decided to love on Foxy in the corner of my dining room.....:ph34r:



I'm thinking she needs to love on Sherpa, he needs a cat attitude adjustment, cause Mem sure isn't donig it.
Fly it like you stole it!

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Those were loud purrs.

Cyndi is leaving out the fact that that BEAST was so tame and sweet and let me pet her as long as SHE was in the room. As soon as she left – flames were coming out of its eyes…then it attacked me again.

Typing hurts….but, I just neeed the public to hear my side. I am a victim of a cat’s version of a pit bull attack. It’s jaws locked and it wouldn’t let me go.

…..and there I was…….”I thought I was going to die.”

I think I'll send a letter to Marvin Zindler..


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Just so everyone knows - this BEAST only weighs 10 pounds....and gummed Shari to death.....



OMG Shari is a ghost writer? She's dead but still posting. I'm scared.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Oh man this thread is enuendo packed!

We've got biting pussies, and licking.




oohh nvm I can't even continue. :D



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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